To All the Moms. - Mamas Test - Happy Mothers Day  |
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| A mother was out walking with her 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Mom took the item away from her and asked her not to do that. 'Why?' her daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' she replied. At this point, the daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' Mom was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.' They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Dad.' 'Exactly,' mom replied with a big smile on her face. | | The best relation in the world - mother and child. | | | | |
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1. stephcjh (27638)
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3 years ago
| | LOL. That is cute. I hope all of the mothers out there had a wonderful Mother's Day. I hope you had alot of love and had a peaceful day. | | | | | | |
ketybhagat (1881)
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3 years ago
| | Thanks steph, glad you enjoyed it. I had a wonderful day with my family and even lost at playing cards, hehe. | | | |
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2. srganesh (4754)
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3 years ago
| | Yes!Moms have to be smart to reply kids with acceptable answers to their age.And kids rely on moms for a certain period and dads enter the scene lately.Kids are over smart and they should be answered for even embarassing questions with care and love.Cheers!I understand the joke,in between the lines.LOL! | | | | | | |
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3. achinthya (855)
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3 years ago
| | yes, as a mother our first priority is to protect the child from any kind of dangers and to bring only smile to her lips.. | | | | | | |
ketybhagat (1881)
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3 years ago
| | With the children being smarter and smarter these days, its upto mothers to be ready with pat answers, which sometimes can be quite embarassing. But moms know how to handle this. Thats why moms are the best. thanks. | | | |
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| 4. melkbremomof2 (83)
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3 years ago
| | LOL That is adorable. I will have to share that with some of my non-myLot friends. I never heard it before. Happy mothers day all! I guess it is officially the day after, but I hope all you mom's had a great day!!! | | | | | | |
ketybhagat (1881)
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3 years ago
| | Haha, so you caught on the meaning well. Of course, the more the mums and dads read this the bettr. Hurrah for all the moms of the world. | | | |
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ketybhagat (1881)
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3 years ago
| | Glad you enjoyed this as much as I did. Yeh, mummies are the best and must know how to answer innocent questions. Guess God gave this capacity only to mums. Thanks and yes, hurray to all moms. | | | |
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| 6. jcservant (44)
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3 years ago
| | Hi ketybhagat. No offense to anyone, but i thought the the kid will say that why her mom know all this stuff because the mother been like that also when she was still a kid and found out for herself that putting anything in the mouth indeed have alot of germs because of having stomach ache or LBM afterwards lol...but seriously that post is really cute...I hope all dads in here read that...hehehe....long live the moms. Happy mylotting. | | | | | | |
ketybhagat (1881)
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3 years ago
| | That is a possibility, but why spoil the childs happiness when she happily deduces that mothers are smart. Amd moms too love that, eh. Yeh, best thing that ever happened to children, moms. Guess the dads are all red in the face. haha. | | | |
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7. bhanusb (2788)
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3 years ago
| | Unfortunate dad like me. | | | | | | |
ketybhagat (1881)
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3 years ago
| | Yes, you poor dads, not so smart like us moms. Now that you mention it, how many children do you have ? I have one son. Good luck to all of you. | | | |
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