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myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life 3 years ago

A mother was out walking with her 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
Mom took the item away from
her and asked her not to do that. 'Why?' her daughter asked. 'Because it's
been on the ground; you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, and probably
has germs,' she replied.
At this point, the daughter looked at her with total
admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this
stuff? You are so smart.'
Mom was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff.
It's on the Mama Test. You
have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'
They walked along in silence
for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this
new information.
'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the
Dad.' 'Exactly,' mom replied with a big smile on
her face.


The best relation in the world - mother and child.
 

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1. myLot reputation of 94/100. stephcjh (27638)   ranked 101 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

LOL. That is cute. I hope all of the mothers out there had a wonderful Mother's Day. I hope you had alot of love and had a peaceful day.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Thanks steph, glad you enjoyed it. I had a wonderful day with my family and even lost at playing cards, hehe.

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. srganesh (4754)   ranked 772 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

Yes!Moms have to be smart to reply kids with acceptable answers to their age.And kids rely on moms for a certain period and dads enter the scene lately.Kids are over smart and they should be answered for even embarassing questions with care and love.Cheers!I understand the joke,in between the lines.LOL!


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Yes, children ask the most embarassing questions at times and we are in a soup. However, as you say, a child depends on his mom more than his dad till he grows up. Haha. So you got the message. Smart guy. hehe.lol

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3. myLot reputation of 93/100. achinthya (855)   ranked 2,803 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

yes, as a mother our first priority is to protect the child from any kind of dangers and to bring only smile to her lips..


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

With the children being smarter and smarter these days, its upto mothers to be ready with pat answers, which sometimes can be quite embarassing. But moms know how to handle this. Thats why moms are the best. thanks.

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4. melkbremomof2 (83)   ranked 4,995 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

LOL That is adorable. I will have to share that with some of my non-myLot friends. I never heard it before. Happy mothers day all! I guess it is officially the day after, but I hope all you mom's had a great day!!!


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Haha, so you caught on the meaning well. Of course, the more the mums and dads read this the bettr. Hurrah for all the moms of the world.

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5. myLot reputation of 86/100. jazel_juan (4056)   ranked 545 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

now that is funny! well there are stuff that only mommies know and mommies can feel! its like mommies are equipped with an extra sense of stuff! right? hurray for all mommies here in mylot!thumbup


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Glad you enjoyed this as much as I did. Yeh, mummies are the best and must know how to answer innocent questions. Guess God gave this capacity only to mums. Thanks and yes, hurray to all moms.

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6. jcservant (44)   ranked 17,202 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

Hi ketybhagat. No offense to anyone, but i thought the the kid will say that why her mom know all this stuff because the mother been like that also when she was still a kid and found out for herself that putting anything in the mouth indeed have alot of germs because of having stomach ache or LBM afterwards lol...but seriously that post is really cute...I hope all dads in here read that...hehehe....long live the moms. Happy mylotting.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

That is a possibility, but why spoil the childs happiness when she happily deduces that mothers are smart. Amd moms too love that, eh. Yeh, best thing that ever happened to children, moms. Guess the dads are all red in the face. haha.

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7. myLot reputation of 82/100. bhanusb (2788)   ranked 896 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

Unfortunate dad like me.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Yes, you poor dads, not so smart like us moms. Now that you mention it, how many children do you have ? I have one son. Good luck to all of you.

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