Why does this always happen ?

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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ********* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ********* The road to success??.. Is always under construction. ********* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. ********* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. ********* All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. ********* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. ********* Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works. ********* If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. ********* You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. ********* Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. ********* 42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot. ********* If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. ********* If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. ********* You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. ********* After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. ********* The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits. ********* Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker