Words Of Encouragement When You're Feeling Down

@sconibear (8016)
United States
June 29, 2009 2:01pm CST
do you ever feel down in the dumps??? suffer from bouts of depression??? think that you just don't live up to your full potential??? figure you're just no good at anything??? can't remember any time you were a true winner??? don't think you can do anything right??? [b] just remember........once you were the fastest most victorious little sperm out of millions!!![/b] have you ever swallowed a tadpole???
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uath13
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
4 Jul 09
No, I let them grow, slice off their legs & fry them in a pan...MMMMM good eatin.
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sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
4 Jul 09
ummmmmmmm........yeah.......you wouldn't have to slice off their legs if you just fried 'em when they were tadpoles.
uath13
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
4 Jul 09
Tadpoles fry down to nothin though.
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Stormy
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
4 Jul 09
Yep! I went past my potential.. they said I would be an uneducated hooker.. but I can read! the last time I was a true winner was...... DAYUM! yer right! I can't remember! I can make a origami frog! *holds up frog* see?! ok.. it looks like a paper ball... but I see a frog! *tilts head* yeah! it's a frog! [b]I DID!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! I can't wait to put that on a resume!!! thanks Bear!!!! [/b]
Stormy
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
4 Jul 09
never swallowed a tadpole but I once...um...... never mind! nope! no tadpoles!
Stormy
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
4 Jul 09
all up in my hair? like rivers of elmer's glue, ya mean????
sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
4 Jul 09
have you ever made a sperm so happy it wags it's tail at you???
mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
3 Jul 09
Wow!..I think someone kidnapped our favorite bear..although the one in it's place is cute and adorable all the same...lol Have I ever swallowed a tadpole? God I hope not..but knowing that I loved to play in the water when I was younger, I probably did.."shivers"
mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
4 Jul 09
This one matches missybears avatar..well change is always good once in awhile.
sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
3 Jul 09
this is just my 4th of July bear........the irreverent hand crafted sconibear avatars will resume normal programming after the holiday weekend.
TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
2 Jul 09
I just knew it couldn't be a serious discussion. I just knew it couldn't !!!!! Nope I haven't swallowed any tadpoles, but talking about sperm....
sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
2 Jul 09
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JodiLynn
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
2 Jul 09
am dyin over here! BAhahahahahahahaa Why do they call those birds BARN SWALLOWS? shouldn't they be barn spitters?
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
2 Jul 09
and if there's a reason to call them that, what do they swallow?
guybrush
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
30 Jun 09
I'm more of a panda spanker than a tadpole swallower ... though my brother-in-law once swallowed a frog. It's comforting to know I once won at something, though. Thanks for that. The 51 years since then have been a bit lacking in achievement!
jayrene
@jayrene (2708)
• Philippines
29 Jun 09
lmao... i now feel better ... because now i know that i once was the fastest most victorious little sperm out of millions!!! never have swallowed a tadpole, but i had eaten a frog, cooked of course.