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Words Of Encouragement When You're Feeling Down

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

do you ever feel down in the dumps???

suffer from bouts of depression???

think that you just don't live up to your full potential???

figure you're just no good at anything???

can't remember any time you were a true winner???

don't think you can do anything right???

just remember........once you were the fastest most victorious little sperm out of millions!!! thumbup

have you ever swallowed a tadpole???

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MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981) ranked 12 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

Welll...at least I won ONE race in my life...and it was the most important one!

MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981) ranked 12 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
Oh...the tadpole... Nope. But I ate a live snake once on a $50.00 bet...

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
well a snake is sorta like a tadpole..........only longer.

MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981) ranked 12 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
And it was a water snake...another common denominator...

mysdianait (11958) ranked 67 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
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jayrene (1885) ranked 172 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

lmao...

i now feel better ... w00t

because now i know that i once was the fastest most victorious little sperm out of millions!!!

never have swallowed a tadpole, but i had eaten a frog, cooked of course.

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guybrush (3498) ranked 29 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

I'm more of a panda spanker than a tadpole swallower ... though my brother-in-law once swallowed a frog. It's comforting to know I once won at something, though. Thanks for that. The 51 years since then have been a bit lacking in achievement!

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James72 (6963) ranked 5 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

I was? confused Ohhhhhhhh, I WAS too! First of all, I'd like to thank nature for allowing this to happen. I'd also like to thank Durex for not turning up on the day and leaving me a clear path to glory. Last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol, because without alcohol, I probably never would've had the chance to make that journey! thumbup

I've never swallowed a tadpole before that I know of? I've swallowed insects though! There's these little flying buggers that always seem to go swimming in my glass of wine here and I reckon I've swallowed at least 10 of them in thelast year or so. There's a pretty good chance they've started a glee club in my stomach somewhere, but I don't mind at all. happy

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
yeah, that was definitely the race to win in life. I don't plan on having any more kids, but I still try to train the little guys at least a couple of times a week just in case.

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Strongheart (1079) ranked 1,123 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

Like depression isn't bad enough, now you had to go and remind me that I'm an ex-spurt!

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dawnald (9574) ranked 14 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

I just knew it couldn't be a serious discussion. I just knew it couldn't!!!!!
Nope I haven't swallowed any tadpoles, but talking about sperm....

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago

JodiLynn (474) ranked 25 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
am dyin over here! BAhahahahahahahaa Why do they call those birds BARN SWALLOWS? shouldn't they be barn spitters?

dawnald (9574) ranked 14 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
and if there's a reason to call them that, what do they swallow?

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mtdewgurl74 (10310) ranked 42 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

Wow!..I think someone kidnapped our favorite bear..although the one in it's place is cute and adorable all the same...lol Have I ever swallowed a tadpole? God I hope not..but knowing that I loved to play in the water when I was younger, I probably did.."shivers" blink

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
this is just my 4th of July bear........the irreverent hand crafted sconibear avatars will resume normal programming after the holiday weekend.

mtdewgurl74 (10310) ranked 42 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
This one matches missybears avatar..well change is always good once in awhile.

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uath13 (3767) ranked 55 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

No, I let them grow, slice off their legs & fry them in a pan...MMMMM good eatin.

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
ummmmmmmm........yeah.......you wouldn't have to slice off their legs if you just fried 'em when they were tadpoles.

uath13 (3767) ranked 55 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
Tadpoles fry down to nothin though.

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Little_Stormy (1839) ranked 161 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

Yep!

I went past my potential.. they said I would be an uneducated hooker.. but
I can read!

the last time I was a true winner was...... DAYUM! yer right! I can't remember!

I can make a origami frog!*holds up frog* see?! ok.. it looks like a paper ball... but I see a frog!*tilts head* yeah! it's a frog!

I DID!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! I can't wait to put that on a resume!!!
thanks Bear!!!! w00t

Little_Stormy (1839) ranked 161 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
never swallowed a tadpole but I once...um...... never mind! nope! no tadpoles!

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
have you ever made a sperm so happy it wags it's tail at you???

Little_Stormy (1839) ranked 161 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
all up in my hair? like rivers of elmer's glue, ya mean????

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
yeah......there SOOOOOOOOO cute........I make mine do tricks......you should see them race down the wall.

Little_Stormy (1839) ranked 161 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Bear!!!!!!! too much info again!!! lmao!!!

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Piscesmoon (2884) ranked 250 out of 1,127 in panda spanking

6 months ago

Nice to know I won at least one race (the human race?). As for tadpoles, more than I care to remember. Lumpy little suckers. Better to swallow tadpoles than have a frog in the throat or a bun in the oven?

sconibear (2528) ranked 13 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
yeah......I DEFINITELY don't need know bun in my oven.

Piscesmoon (2884) ranked 250 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
Don't think you have the right kind of cooker, sconi, so you should be safe.

Little_Stormy (1839) ranked 161 out of 1,127 in panda spanking	6 months ago
roflmao!!!!!!!

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