You Won't Believe What Happened To Me Last Night!! Don't You Laugh!!  

You were suppose to lie Jo!! LOL You're suppose to make me feel better and tell me it happened to you too!! LMBO!! Gosh girl!! That wasn't a dull moment, trust me on that!! It was a scene from hell!! LOL I couldn't go to bed til well after 2am because of that!! I didn't want such an image on my mind before falling asleep besides, my nerves wouldn't let me go to sleep anyways!! So I stayed up and played a few games on the computer till I was about to fall over. Thank God I didn't dream about it but I sure did remember when I first got up this morning!!

SORRY, I couldn't help but get tickled over this. I know it wasn't funny but the picture that came in my mind w/you two was funny. Hope it doesn't happen again.. I'll be more sympathetic if it does.

Oh I'm not angry!! lol Not at all but I knew you'd get a kick out of it and is why I just HAD to share the story even though its MY story!! lol BLA!!

This gave me the shivers! **hairs standing up on neck!*

I sure don't want to make u angry, i'm a big teaser. U did give me a good laugh tho. i'm just glad y saw it. no telling what we eat in some of the stuff we buy. SCARY THOUGHT.

U gotta' be 'tuff' , boo.

I don't even want to go there Thoroughrob!! LOL BLA!! Nope, don't wanna go there!! LMBO!!

ANTS & nudist camps, don't know about u.

OH SH!T JO!! ROFLMAO!!! ROFLMAO!! HOLY COW!!!! I laughed myself till I had tears coming out of my eyes!! I can hardly type now!! Sh!t I give up!!

Ok now, getting my bearing under control here! Oh my gosh.... Whew! What a laugh!! I soooooooo needed that!! Thanks to the both of you!!

I seriously thought it was a black olive! I really did till I saw a wing and I knew right then what it was.... where's that green face, mylot has to make one of those!! The drool guy is the furthest from my thoughts on this happening!! I actually washed my mouth out with soap THREE times!! Then listerine! I made sure listerine was in my mouth to burn and burn good!! LMBO!! Now one other time I swallowed something but not sure exactly what it was but I was standing in my parents driveway at their old house and was talking to someone and went to take a breath and this thing flew right into my mouth and so far back in my throat that I couldn't get it out!! I gagged and tried so hard to get it out and it wouldn't budge so I had no choice but to swallow it. I couldn't eat anything after that for it would come back into my mind like something was flapping it's wings in my stomach!! YUCK!! Now the fly thing, I've found them in my drink before but this is the FIRST EVER for it to go inside my mouth! GAG!!

Eww--I've had that happen to me too!

I really thought it was a black olive! I really did till I saw a wing and I knew right then what it was.... where's that green face, mylot has to make one of those!! I actually washed my mouth out with soap THREE times!! Then listerine! I made sure listerine was in my mouth to burn and burn good!! LMBO!! Now one other time I swallowed something but not sure exactly what it was but I was standing in my parents driveway at their old house and was talking to someone and went to take a breath and this thing flew right into my mouth and so far back in my throat that I couldn't get it out!! I gagged and tried so hard to get it out and it wouldn't budge so I had no choice but to swallow it. I couldn't eat anything after that for it would come back into my mind like something was flapping it's wings in my stomach!! YUCK!! Now this fly incident, I've found them in my drink before but this is the FIRST EVER for it to go inside my mouth! GAG!!

I think I've mentioned before that my former roommate twice had things fly into her mouth and down her throat. And BOTH times it was on the way to church and we were fasting

Well for me, an insect is an insect and if they land on poo then they're the grossest of them all!! Dead or alive!! BLA!! LOL Trust me, it was in hot coffee and so it was dead dead dead but still, where had it been before it landed there? Ummm, never mind that question, I don't want to know. LOL I think I better stick with drinks with a lid on them. lol

I'm sure we have and if you'll read some of the responses here, some have had a roach in their drinks! BLA!! lol One night hubby's friend and his wife took us out to dinner and when I got my meal, there was a stinking fly in my potato having it's share of MY meal!! You better believe it that I called the waitress back to get me another one STAT! LOL I wish the damn things would go back where they came from and leave us be!!

They ARE gross!! They land on poo then want to land on us!! Ewwwww!!
One night hubby's friend and his wife took us out to dinner and when I got my meal, there was a stinking fly in my potato having it's share of MY meal!! You better believe it that I called the waitress back to get me another one STAT! LOL

But last night, I really thought it was a black olive! I really did till I saw a wing and I knew right then what it was.... where's that green face, mylot has to make one of those!! I actually washed my mouth out with soap THREE times!! Then listerine! I made sure listerine was in my mouth to burn and burn good!! LMBO!! Now one other time I swallowed something but not sure exactly what it was but I was standing in my parents driveway at their old house and was talking to someone and went to take a breath and this thing flew right into my mouth and so far back in my throat that I couldn't get it out!! I gagged and tried so hard to get it out and it wouldn't budge so I had no choice but to swallow it. I couldn't eat anything after that for it would come back into my mind like something was flapping it's wings in my stomach!! YUCK!! Now this fly incident, I've found them in my drink before but this is the FIRST EVER for it to go inside my mouth! GAG!!

I guess it was how I was raised, my grandparents always had a fly swatter in their hands and in turn, so did my mom so I grew up knowing they're gross and is why I react like I do. Besides, flies land in poo of all things!! Then want to land on us and our food? I don't think so!! LMBO!! I wish I could be a little more laid back like you but I can't stand them no way no how!! LOL BLA!!!! LOL