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What's the funniest joke you ever heard??? email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 93/100. justbeingtiffany (952)   ranked 328 out of 18,670 in questions & answers5 months ago

i need a laugh. the funniest joke i ever heard. ok

theres 3 guys on a plane they get bored so they decide to throw stuff out the plane the first guy throws a brick. the second guy threw a book and the third guy threw a bomb. so when the 3 guys come back on land they see a little girl crying they asked wat happen she said that a brick flew out the sky and hit her. they asked a boy why he was crying he said a book flew out of the sky and hit him. then they see a little boy laughing they asked whats happened he said he farted n the house behind him blew up.

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 75/100. eszbonna (369)   ranked 1,359 out of 18,670 in questions & answers   5 months ago

whyd the chicken cross the road...:)

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2. myLot reputation of 75/100. eszbonna (369)   ranked 1,359 out of 18,670 in questions & answers   5 months ago

lmao omg i love ur joke:)

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3. myLot reputation of 85/100. clutterbug (823)   ranked 3,152 out of 18,670 in questions & answers   5 months ago

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Edgar, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"Nuts," said Edgar, "It's not just one car, It's hundreds of them!"


sangeeth1 (12)  5 months ago

on her birthday,my wife demanded that i take her to an expensive place.......so,i took her to the petrol station. u see it's not that funny but with the recession,the entire world has become funny!!

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4. myLot reputation of 97/100. thea09 (3761)   ranked 40 out of 18,670 in questions & answers   5 months ago

The father is waking his son up for school, the son does not want to wake up. The father says to the son, give me 3 good reasons why you don't want to get up. The son replies, 1) I don't want to get up. 2) All the children laugh at me. 3) I hate school. The son replies to his father give me 3 good reasons why I should go to school. 1) You have to 2) You are 45 years old 3) You're the HEADMASTER.

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