The Phone Company Ruined My Discussion!!!  

(oh the poor thing.......I better respond to her or she might decide to hang around)


GEEEE! That's a good thing Little Stormy.


*pats Stormy on the head*

*looks around for a diversion to get out of awkward situation*







*takes skittle*

THANK GOD YA CAME BACK!!! I was sitting here staring at the screen and waiting! it finally dawned on me to push the button called "refresh" cause I was thirsty.. no beverage came out... but I found you! thanks for answering my question!.. wait! I didn't ask a question... did I?

oh well..... I will wait over here till you come back to talk some more to me!

*stares at screen*

by the way...... I like phones! you have great penmanship! did you write this yourself?

are you ever coming back? I have food on the stove cooking and boiling over and the smoke is killing me!

the fire department showed up and said for me to go outside and I said no.... on counta I'm waiting on you to type back!

*eats skittles and chokes on smoke*

Spraying WD-40 on door hinges so they don't squeak when I shut the door so slowly that the person I'm shutting it on doesn't even notice.............PRICELESS!

*follows bear out*

where are we going????????!!!!!

God, I wish I knew how to quit you!





............and..............CUT!

Hey :D


I want some skittles :D

skittles? which color bag? i really like the blue bag skittles the best but the green bag are good too...those are the sour ones. do you like the sour ones?

I don't like the sour ones..... they make me talk funny!

*gets out magic markers*

*draws pictures on all of Bear's bills*

*hides the toilet paper*

*blows nose on curtains*

*steals all the ashtrays*

*tip toes over to bed and shaves Bear's eye brows off*

*leaves note on table saying "Dana was here!"*

shhhhhhhh!!!!!

*sneaks away*

..although I would go for a watermelon starburst faster then a skittles....

They're alright, but I don't like their math.

It looks something like this:

Phone package deal $30 + Internet $25 = $80.00???

They stick you with all those fees and taxes and crap.
Don't even get me started on the Cable Company!

*takes off show and counts up*

I don't get 80.00 at all!

I have 126.12! but if I carry my one and divide it by the number of parked cars I've hit and multiply it by the number of times I beat up my sister and times that by the number of flies I killed on the front porch it comes to 912.98

carry that by the number of times I've written show instead of shoe and times that by 9 ... just cause I like that number.... it comes to a total of 1023.98

lol

i have no problems with my cable company, well satellite company, my bill is always the same, no goofy charges.
Qwest talked me into signing up for unlimited long distance for $3.00 a month (and that's really how much the charge is) and DJ & I spend about 3 hours a night on the phone.

Oh we spend much muhc more then 3 hours on the phone baby lol.

Hehe yep only 4 hours tonight hehe.

I actually remember that discussion.

That was like when I first ran into you.

(o)(o)

flash

Yeah, our electric company is raising their rates for the second time this year.

We got on that deal where you pay the same amount every month.
They base it on the average of you rates for the year before, then they adjust it every 6 months........I got a feeling it's going to bite me in the asss when they adjust it next time.

Wouldn't it be nice if they raised our paychecks as much as they raise our utilities???

Yeah, that would suck to loose your car for less than $100.....but what are you going to do??? they're the big bad banks.

Yeah I know lol. But damn it sucks calling and saying if you dont pay this 45.74 your vehicle will be assigned for repossession and with this refusal to pay it has now been assigned for repo. lol.

i guess we do spend more than 3 hours on the phone babe. we've already been on for like 4 hours tonight.

It's OK dear..........you tried.

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