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what are mmon pies? pies made from bits of moon rock? that is not food. that is something for geologists to analyse.

www.moonpie.com

ick. well think i was right with assuming that they are not food. and what's is with the 'mythical' nonsense in the intro.

you ceertainly seem to like your cakes. however i was kind of looking for truly evil ones - like biscuits, worst and most pointless food in the world. once when i had food poisoning they were all i could eat - miserable couple of weeks that was.

ick. you can't seriously like those things - whether they are covered in chocolate or no.

I do. Mind you if I had to live on nothing but digestives for a couple of weeks I think that I'd get rather tired of them. I rarely eat them now actually, much to calorific and if I've got a packet I can't just eat one, its three or four at 70 or 80 calories each.

that is quite a lot of calories. you could have a proper meal for that.

True, and I have been known to use them as travel food, something to give a high calorie energy boost when I need it.

there probably is biscuits like that - well there are umpteen sugar substitutes running around.

not those three. biscuits are dry. and what on earth are caramel drumsticks - why would you ever want to cover a drumstick with caramel? ick.

I'm not suggesting those are biscuits, just offering a substitute.

A drumstick is an ice cream concoction. Vanilla ice cream in a cone covered with chocolate and nuts. Some of them are caramel filled.

i.e. an ice cream cone. why confuse people by calling them drumsticks?

It's a brand name

and a very silly one.

I guess so. I spose to somebody in marketing it looked like a chicken drumstick or something. Or perhaps even a drum kind of a drumstick.

eeeek! jaffa cakes . king demon among all the little demons. horrible things. marmite on the other hand is an essential part of breakfast. you are just being provocative aren't you?

Dawn does Google. Marmite sounds pretty awful, but I think I've had Jaffa cakes or something similar, and I rather liked them.

poor deluded little dragon dawn.

it's kind of hard to get the taste of the thing from Googling it

well imagine what would happen if you boiled vegetables and yeast tablets in beer (and salt) for round about 3 years until you got a thick black substance. it is delicious on toast. possibly an acquired taste, not sure.

Sounds, um, interesting, said in my best trying to be polite without actually being willing to try it kind of voice...

moi, provocative? I really don't know what you mean

No, I like jaffa cakes and detest that ucky yucky marmite stuff

Dawn, Don't even try to imagine the taste of it, it may cause you irreperable psychological damage. It looks like really sticky molasses and tastes like yeasty road tar.

Rabbits like it though, for some strange reason.

most people over 8 prefer it to jaffa cakes.