(To the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down")
THE GOLDEN-TONGUED ONE
Teleprompter's broken down, Broken Down, broken down! Teleprompter's broken down! Poor Obama!
Opens mouth, he tries to speak, Tries to speak, tries to speak! Opens mouth, he tries to speak! Poor Obama!
Crowd is waiting, breathless, still, Breathless, still, breathless, still... Poor Obama!
Beads of sweat show up on brow, Up on brow, up on brow! Beads of sweat show up on brow! Poor Obama!
Words won't come, but still he tries, Still he tries, still he tries. Words won't come, but still he tries... Poor Obama!
Ladies, gents, I...uh, er, ah... Hmm, um, uh...I'm here to say, Ahem! I mean, that is (gulp!)(Whew!)... Poor Obama!!
Congratulations Maggiepie!
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