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myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people2 months ago

A friend has just moved to another state when she received a call from a telemarketer.

So, after she told him that she was not interested, the man replied, "Not interested?? You're fired!!!" shockedblink

Silly, huh??? She just could not believe her ears. lol

What are the most absurd things that a telemarketer has ever said to you???

Please share. Thanks in advance!

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (21025)   ranked 1,120 out of 35,311 in people   2 months ago

hi corrycrystal I got the oddest call, this man said he was JOhn and then mumbled something blah blah on sale, and I can blah blah for you, so I asked him to talk more loudly and more distinctly and more slowly, so he very slowly and carefully yelled,maam you need a doctor. I replied, what are talking about? and he again screamed at me, you need a doctor. So I said, no, its not me that needs the head doctor, goodbye you idiot. You called me, I did not call you. Then I hung up. well an hour later, I get another phone call, " this is John again, get Rene now. I said, look you have the wrong number. NO Rene here. He screamed, you need a doctor, get Rene now. So this time I just hung up. I figured now that the two calls were pranks. I talked to the operator who said I should let them know if this idiot calls again. but thank Goodness he never called again. Oh and there was this one, hi I was told you want to sell your time share. I told him, sir I dont know how you got my phone number but I do not own a time share. so he apologized and hung up. five minutes later this same voice calls me, and says, I can get you a much lower interest on the credit card you told us you needed help on. So now I figure he is working several different ploys here. So this time I just said, please take me off your list as I do not answer telemarketers at all. then I hung up.


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  2 months ago

Hi, Hatley!

Those incidents were irritating, but at the same time they've cracked me up!! lol

On a serious note, these people really went beyond the limit and that was just plain rude!! The way the first man said about you needed a doctor as if you were someone who has lost your mind and I think he called for the second time to test on you! Ohh, what an idiot!! So insulting!!! And, I think the second man probably thought he has the best tactic ever... haha... stupido!!! thumbdown

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2. myLot reputation of 95/100. artistmel2000 (370)   ranked 4,645 out of 35,311 in people   2 months ago

I guess the most absurd phone call I ever got was on my cell phone, and it was an automated recording telling me that my warranty was about to expire on my car and I could buy extended coverage, yadda yadda yadda.... The funny thing... I don't own a car. I've actually gotten this call several times on my cell phone and my home phone. I just hang up and shake my head.


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  2 months ago

He he... That's funny! I think they just set thousands of cell phones numbers and the automated machine has picked up your number on random basis. If you received the call for just once maybe it didn't sound ridiculous, but several times, that didn't make any sense at all and some more you didn't even own a car!! doh

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3. myLot reputation of 87/100. oraclemv (2498)   ranked 295 out of 35,311 in people   2 months ago

The most absurd thing said to me was the same thing 3 days in a row by different telemarketers working for the same company! I just tell them to hold on now and I don't get back on the phone.


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  2 months ago

Woah, three days in a row from three different persons of the same company?? Oh my, they would just never give up that easily, wouldn't they?! I think that's the best way, just telling them to hold and never get back on the phone, save us from having high blood!!

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4. myLot reputation of 100/100. paula27661 (5367)   ranked 313 out of 35,311 in people   2 months ago

That is weird! Fired from what? (LOL) It is difficult to distinguish between crank calls, strange sales tactics or suspicious scams. I received a call on my mobile from Google (??)confused advising me I had won a holiday to Fiji and if I gave them my credit card number for identification they would send me my tickets and itinerary. Yeah...Right!!


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  2 months ago

Hahahaa... Yea, that's why! Fired from what??? lol

You're right that it's just so hard to differentiate whether they are genuine calls or not. Even so, all of these people would never use their heads and they talk real fast, you have no chance to interrupt. Once they hear you say that you are not interested, they would say anything that just sound crazy!

So, you have won a holiday in Fiji?? That's nice hahahahaaa... I just received an SMS a few days ago stating then I have won a BMW car!! lol

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5. myLot reputation of 100/100. submerryn (710)   ranked 1,148 out of 35,311 in people   2 months ago

corrycrystal,

I think that telemarketer had watched too much of The Apprentice! lol. I don't normally give a chance to any telemarketer when they call. I'll just ask how I can help and if they tell me that they are 'marketing' something, as long as it doesnt interest me, I'll just say sorry and hang up.:)


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  2 months ago

lol That's what on my mind when I first heard about it hahahaaa...

The latest call I received was from a girl selling Air Asia insurance. She said I must confirm to her immediately. Then, she asked me to reconfirm my details, I've forgotten whether she did ask for my credit card particulars or not, but I told her that I'll think about it and check online to see anything about it. So, she informed me that it was a one time offer only and bla bla bla... She didn't stop talking, so, I hang up!! Like you, I guess I should have hung up the moment she started to talk!! lol

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. Iriene88 (1179)   ranked 112 out of 35,311 in people   1 month ago

I used to receive many telemarketer calls. They normally try
to market some hotels membership, time-sharing membership,
bank link insurance coverage etc. It is quite annoying especially
when we are busy or driving. I can even recognised some of their
voices since they call quite regular. I normally tell them that I
am not interested. However, they just ignored and keep explaining
like a tape recorderrolleyes


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  1 month ago

lol Tape recorder?? lol I think they are trained to speak very fast and their motto is 'never give the other person a chance to talk'! And to them, 'not interested' means they must keep talking! lol

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7. myLot reputation of 94/100. balasri (9461)   ranked 981 out of 35,311 in people   3 weeks ago

At times I used to wonder at the intelligent level of some of these tele marketeers.
Once I said to a person 'I am home' as I just reached home then.She tried to correct me that I should say that I am at home .I just politely told her that I know my English and this neither a school nor she is a capable teacher who can correct me. lol


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  3 weeks ago

lol That's really absurd indeed. I think there are some really trained tele-marketers, but not many. Those who just give us weird statement and answers might be hired on hourly basis and never received any proper training. I guess if the calls are recorded to assess the way they interact with the customers, they might probably follow the book. lol


myLot reputation of 94/100. balasri (9461)   ranked 981 out of 35,311 in people  3 weeks ago

That is a good idea to maintain the quality.But the quality is deteriorating in all the sphere of the service industries. happy


myLot reputation of 96/100. corrycrystal (1039)   ranked 1,114 out of 35,311 in people  1 week ago

I have noticed that because I worked in the service industry before. Nowadays, some people in the service industries are only working for money and everything has to be fast without concerning about the quality of their services. sad

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