Secret for a Long Life

China
October 24, 2009 9:01pm CST
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she says,"what's your secret for a long,happy life" "I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods and never,ever exercise" "WoW,that's amazing,"says the woman,"how old are you?" "Twenty-six"
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Craicha
@Craicha (801)
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25 Oct 09
yah looks old in his young age coz of his vices.....is good dnt have bad vices makes u healthy and young
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gelay07
@gelay07 (588)
• Philippines
25 Oct 09
hahaha. thats what you get when you live unhealthy lifestyle. you look older than your age. as they say it.. you are what you eat.
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
25 Oct 09
hi lichee china wow what a cute joke, I love it, he keeps up much longer he will look like hes one hundred. lol thanks for making me laugh.I really need a shot of humor tonight as I am trying to find discussions that interest me and that I could contribute something to.
my_name_is_coco
@my_name_is_coco (4333)
• Philippines
25 Oct 09
the "guy" in the story is the same age as I am now.lucky me,I do get compliments that I look young for my age.I guess taking care of myself and laughing everyday is a great way to look and feel younger.it feels good when you are living life to the fullest,without worrying about sickness.of course,my vices are too good for me(chocolates and shopping.)