What turns you off?

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Thank you friend for correcting me!!! the lies turns me off.

To Samson: LOL. You misread my post, dear. and yes, LIES are turn offs. In fact, I hate liars!:-)

lwelizabeth, Thanks for correcting our friend.:-) Yup, a foul body odor gives me a bad headache.:-)

I hate a lot of perfumes. I'm allergic to the cheap, ethanol-based kinds (migraine city!), but mostly I can't stand people who simply drown themselves in some perfume--even if it's a scent I enjoy! I've known some folks (men included!) whom you can tell have been in the room fully half an hour after they've left because they've left a wake of stench behind! GAG!

Maggiepie
IMPEACH THE IMPOSTER!

Bad breath can be a cause of poor hygiene or an illness called halitosis... This can be remedied...

shhheila, missing the toilet, dirty cuticles are my fetish. And yes, especially, a bad behavior,bad reputation, bad principles, to add some more... Thanks.:-)

Eeew...those uuuugly baggy jeans are a total turn-off! I have a cure for them, though. I've been tempted to use it frequently, but I've only done it once.

When you see a man wearing those appallingly grotesque baggy, sack-like pants, instead of giving him a look of disapproval, paste on a delighted look, & walk up to him. Then say these words:

"Oh, I just had to come & tell you how glad I am to see a young man who's in touch with his feminine side, so sure of his sexuality! You don't see many such brave men, who feel perfectly comfortable wearing a skirt in public! Your parents must be so proud!"

At this point, they will look confused, & will make it a point to tell you they're not wearing a skirt, lady, even spreading out the pants legs to reveal the all-important split that lies hidden in all that cloth...the split which qualifies them to be called "pants," you see. At that point, you try to blush, & say this:

"Oh my goodness! Well, isn't that something! I would have sworn that was a skirt! I didn't see that division 'til you pointed it out! Well, never mind. I'm sure your parents are still very proud of you! Bye bye now!"

Walk away. I'll bet you a dollar to a doughnut that guy buys normal pants soon after, & tosses the baggies away!

Along those lines, remember the stupid fad of wearing pants so low on the hips they'd fall off? Or the ones that added insult to that fashion injury by setting the crotch somewhere near the knees? I always wanted to run up & yank them down around the ankles, or maybe stick a cattle prod to the wearer. How could he possibly chase me?

I'm just sayin'....

Maggiepie
IMPEACH THE IMPOSTER!

Hello,my_name_is_coco. Thanks for commenting. There is also a similar odor such as athelete's foot that sent me puking. There are other people who sweat but don't smell so bad... Good hygiene and proper diet are the factors that must be observe to attain that sweet natural scent.:-)

People who chew tobacco. Ugghers. My Dad did that, & it was his sole flaw. I don't mind smokers, though if they want to stop, I'll tell them how I quit (I also hate anti-smoking Nazis). I have asthma now, & too much tobacco smoke will set it off. But there is nothing nastier than a spittoon!!!

Maggiepie
IMPEACH THE IMPOSTER!

just avoid eating spicy foods especially those that high in onions and garlic content. Munch on fresh parsley, too, after eating or if you feel like you have that unpleasant smell in your mouth.:-) Thanks for sharing your views, lameraxis..:-)

wow thnx for the tips!:)

Yup. Being unethical is a turn off, too... Thank you, Unique.:-)

:-) . Who can stand unprofessional co-workers, Missliss? I can't.:-)

That is for sure, Blue.:-) Thank you.