A guide for making babies???

@rjvb26 (2518)
Philippines
November 10, 2009 2:52am CST
I know this may sound crazy, weird, and funny but does anyone of you seen a guide on creating a baby? I am already i father of two kids but still can seems to see or hear about a guide or even a article on creating/making a baby. Hahahahaha
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@coolsudan (313)
• India
10 Nov 09
this is simple ......follow the rules 1 step : find a hot and attractive lady/girl or ur oppsosite mate . 2 step :both of u get total drunk 3 step :get naked 4 step :turn on a blue film .as u are drunk by natures rule (we are linked to monkeys so we try to immate )u will try to immitate the ones u r seeing in the movie. 5 step:spend as much time as u can with each other doing the same thing 6 step : follow thebove steps continously for a month . precaution: few things to be taken into consideration : 1) dont use protections that can be fatal to the babys life 2) dont watch gay movies the things ca worsen disclamer:if u r gay and planning to do this with your partener it wont work . we are still experimenting on that part of problem. hehhehe thats all folks!!!!!!
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@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
10 Nov 09
LOl! Are you the author?? LOL LOL LOL
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• India
10 Nov 09
yes i made it just while reading ur discussions ...... did u like it ?? i like writing a lot so such thaughts come very often lol
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@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
10 Nov 09
yeah i do like it.. hahahahaha... let's post it somewhere.. or publish it.. LOL..
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• Boston, Massachusetts
11 Nov 09
Hi RJ, You are really crazy RJ lol--- how to make a baby? follow this steps: 1. find a partner who is ready to get pregnant or bear a child 2. make sure that she is fertile on the day of your s*x contact 3. DO it passionately steamy and wild 4. wait after a month- if your partner missed her period then she might be pregnant 5. confirm it with a pregnancy test 6. pregnancy test resulted positive 7. soon you'll be a father/mother. 8. congrats! save now for the delivery it's quite expensive.
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• Boston, Massachusetts
11 Nov 09
hey friend don't just laugh--- try it! LOL
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@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
11 Nov 09
LO i am already an expert with that and because of being expert i already have two kids! LOL! And now i need to work hard! LOL!
@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
11 Nov 09
Hahahahaha! Nice guide! Hahahahaha!
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 09
rjvb26 I did not know that at least here in the U S there was one blasted man or woman who did not know how to make babies, as there are sure enough unwed moms and moms wanting abortions etc. but I am sure somewhere in some bookstore there will may be a guide book called Guide to making babies for Idiots by D.G.Numskull Md.jD Phd. etc. Otherwise guess those whose mental capacities are rather low will just have to look at each naked and ponder what to do next.
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@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
11 Nov 09
LOL! OMG! I do not know there are also people who doesn't know how to do it! OMG! LOL! And there is really a book for them! LOL! What a coincidence. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
@rg0205 (2636)
• Hong Kong
10 Nov 09
A guide for making babies? Well, there are a lot of those types of information available. I don't look for them or bother to read because I have no intentions of having kids.
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@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
11 Nov 09
heheheh.... speechless....
@ybong007 (6643)
• Philippines
10 Nov 09
It's because you don't need lessons to learn how to, you can even make them with your eyes closed LOL. Cheers!
@rjvb26 (2518)
• Philippines
10 Nov 09
lol