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myLot reputation of 99/100. Loverbear (2355)   ranked 18 out of 32,950 in life 3 years ago

I don't follow the news too much, and have been out of touch with the world for the past week because of my BF being in the hospital, but I did see some of CNN last night and about laughed myself silly.

On the screen was a pair of men's underwear, cut open to show the inside contents. Most of the time you would expect something soft and brown. Inside the underwear was EXPLOSIVES! It was stated that the underwear was from a terrorist that was going to blow up a plane. I assume it was the one that didn't succeed and was over powered by the passengers. I had read that they had stripped the guy naked so I guess they were the ones that found the explosives.

Okay, I sat there in my BF's hospital room wiping my eyes from laughing so hard. I know terrorism is a serious concern, but you have to see some humor in a guy so brainwashed that he is willing to roast his parts (sorry I am dying to say "roast his nuts") for a ridiculous cause. As it was he just kind of smoldered sitting there. Until the guy started beating the smoke and fire(?) out with his hands. UHHH, if you stop and think about it, during a day we sweat a lot in that area, and it would affect the disposition of a bomb. Then, with the anxiety and stress from knowing that you were going to detonate a bomb and blow up a plane load of people and an area of an airport you're going to sweat even more. Fortunately the sweat disabled the bomb and all it did was smoke and possibly crackle and pop and singe the guys "parts".

Kudos to the man that put out the terrorist's crotch. It takes a lot of guts to do something like that, even if the authorities got upset and nasty about the incident. The terrorist is going to walk funny for awhile! But too, it is interesting that he got through with the bomb and had the imagination to pack his shorts with the stuff...even if it didn't work.

Sorry, but I won't look at roasted nuts the same anymore.

 

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1. myLot reputation of 88/100. notlistening2 (25117)   3 years ago

This guy was just stupid, and I hope they give him a lot of time, in jail what was he think trying to blow up a plane, and then the explosive back fired on him, burning him, the need to give 150 like the gave Maddoff, maybe this nut will learn his lesson, I don't know why some of the dump people, try stuff like this.sadthumbdown

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1753)   ranked 290 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

I was thinking about it.... there was "the shoe bomber" and he failed and looked like a moron..... That was bad.... blush

Now we have this bright fella....surrender "the underwear bomber" ??????

How does one live that down? blink Or his family "my son is the underwear bomber" nope "what son?" is more like it.

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3. myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48774)   ranked 956 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

hi loverbear hope your boyfriend is better. I had to laugh at what you said there and there has to be humor when the rest of it is so horrible but glad that the man was gutsy enough to put out the fire, oh lOrd if that had exploded, its heart stopping so at times you have to laugh. i used to work in a hospital and sometimes when things got really grim we wou ld make the most goshawful jokes. people would think we were mean but it was our way of letting off the stress in life and death situations. I will bet that would be terrorist is going to walk funny for weeks before its all healed. i just bought some roasted nuts today. he he he.lollolangry


myLot reputation of 99/100. Loverbear (2355)   ranked 18 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

I totally understand about the goshawful jokes to let off steam. I have had that tendency too. Also, it has been stated on Discovery Health Channel many times on the program "Trauma, Life in the E.R." If you don't make the jokes you will either go off your rocker or simply cry until you can't cry anymore.

Thank you for your sentiment about Bill. I was thrilled that I was able to bring him home today. It was so funny, because it all hinged on his being able to pee on his own. He went into the bathroom and peed for the first time in two days (he was cathed the other days) and I went out into the hallway and proudly announced to his nurses that "HE PEED!!!" You would think he invented a cure for the common cold I was so proud.

I read in today's paper about that nutball and that his father turned him in but no one paid attention to the report. He was put on some list that was sooo long instead of the "do not fly" list which is about 4000 names long. Then the people doing the searching were asleep at the switch. Apparently the guy smuggled the stuff on board in condoms...in his underwear. I just can't imagine being that rabid about a cause that you would sacrifice your family jewels and then having someone beat them out...and Bill thought he was in pain.

Humm, on the sick humor side, now you know how they came up with roasted nuts.lolwinkw00t

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4. myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 829 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

Goodness I just do not understand People that can even think bout blowing up a Plane never mind keeping them in his Shorts
It serves him right I am sorry but I have no sympathy for People like that, it should have not just roasted his Nuts it should have done a lot more to him for trying to kill People, innocent People

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