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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4.Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5.Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... 6.Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7.Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .. 10.Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe 12.Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13.Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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1. salex142 (424) | 4 years ago | lol Where did u find that?
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Sterling Silver Jingle Bell Charm Each bell comes with free shipping! Get 10% off orders of 2 or more. www.TheSterlingPet.com | add comment |
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2. salex142 (424) | 4 years ago | lol Where did u find that?
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3. GardenGerty (20190) | 4 years ago | What a hoot!!! I will be sure to share this with my brother and his wife. He pastors a church but also works a crisis hotline for the state. She works in admisssions for a state mental health facility. Happy Holidays
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ElusiveButterfly (9415) | 4 years ago | I worked in health care for a number of years and know of many people who would like this one.
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4. pookie92 (890) | 4 years ago | you get the prize for best topic, most entertaining!
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5. ESKARENA1 (12166) | 4 years ago | i like this it really made me laugh has anyone hears wierd al yankovic and his song the twelve pains of christmas you should its great thanx again for entertaining me
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ElusiveButterfly (9415) | 4 years ago | OMG....I made you smile! That is a good start.
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ElusiveButterfly (9415) | 4 years ago | You can now say that hearing a song brought back memories!
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8. Withoutwings (4692) | 3 years ago | That is hysterical... I know some people with these conditions and the songs are so fitting.
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9. lizabeth (499) | 3 years ago | Oh that is too cute! Some of these fit my family and extended family. LOL
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10. lauriefnp (4173) | 3 years ago | I love this! Too bad I didn't see it before Christmas. I'm saving it in MyDocuments so that I'll have it for next year. I have "special" things to send out at various times of the year. Thanks for sharing it.
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