Are you addicted to Coffee? take the test let me know.
By merlin22
@merlin22 (1111)
United States
December 4, 2006 11:50am CST
30 signs you’re addicted to coffee
1.You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2.You sleep with your eyes open.
3.You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
4.The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
5.You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
6.You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
7.Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
8.You chew on other people’s fingernails.
9.The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
10.You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
11.You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
12.You can jump-start your car without cables.
13.You don’t sweat, you percolate.
14.You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
15.You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
16.You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
17.People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
18.You channel surf faster without a remote.
19.You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
20.You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
21.You short out motion detectors.
22.You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
23.Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
24.You help your dog chase its tail.
25.You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
26.Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
27.You ski uphill.
28.You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
29.You answer the door before people
knock.
a friend sent me this,they think i drink to much coffee,oh i flunked this test,enjoy,and let me know what you think
30.You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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15 responses
@vipul20044 (5793)
• India
4 Dec 06
Haha
This is really funny but to most of them the answer is No.
Not even most of them i must admit all of them
but then i do love coffee though am not a coffee freak
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@Sorathian (4329)
• Pakistan
5 Dec 06
I do like to have coffee but didn't came across such an interesting discussion about coffee ever :). I flunked after reading only the first point of criteria laid down by your friends :) Its really too Good !!
@nanhegujral (4632)
• India
5 Dec 06
hahah lol:) But still for many of them my answer is no.
doesn't matter I still love coffee.
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@beckyomg1 (6756)
• United States
4 Dec 06
thats really cute. thanks for the laugh.
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@ESKARENA1 (18260)
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4 Dec 06
i dnot need a test to prove whether i am addicted to coffee. It depends on how we define addiction anyway, my definition is what do you do or have to eat or drink first thing in a morning when you get up, in that case i am addicted to coffee because its the first thing i turn to every morning other than a cup of cold water
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@crankycool (1052)
• India
5 Dec 06
Oh thatss cool... I am not an addict then. Im going for my cup of coffee now. !@!! Yeah, that will make me drink more coffee everyday.
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@dmacdonald111 (530)
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4 Dec 06
hehe. This one really made me laugh. lol. People say that I'm coffee mad, but I tell them I'm just addicted. lol. I know that for xmas, I'm having at least 2 usb coffee warmers for my computer!
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@marclawrence (316)
• Philippines
5 Dec 06
i'm not a coffee addict, i only take coffee before when i'm preparing for an exam, i use it to stay awake while reviewing




















