For those of us who have Sons ...  |
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 Here's 25 interesting things, some funny and some not so funny, that you could find out when you have sons ...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3 year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 foot room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. 80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or wirhout kids.
25. 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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1.  villageanne (5888) | 3 years ago |  LOL this was funny. had to be written by a woman. LOL thanks for sharing
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| awesomehorizons (543) | 3 years ago | I think it had to be written by a woman too, LOL. My son didn't do a lot of these things but he did do his share of other stuff LOL. One thing for sure, boys will be boys, and what they can think of is totally different than what a girl would think of doing, LOL. | |
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| 2. greengal (2946) | 3 years ago |  Hi Awesome, this was simply too funny!LOL..your sons must be a real handful..hehe! I don't have kids yet and will sure look out for these when I have one..:)
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| awesomehorizons (543) | 3 years ago | Hi Greengal, it is funny. This is only a very short list of what it's like to have sons, LOL. Maybe you will find out someday. I only have one son and he was a handful, like having ten boys sometimes, LOL. Now he is grown up with a daughter and hopes someday to have a son. For him it will be 'what goes around, comes around', LOL. | |
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3.  Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago |  Am glad for only one boy and that I have stayed home with him til now. Avoided alot of this. No one should have to know of this kind of information as fascinating as it is. I am of the 20 percent. Thanks for sharing this with all of us.
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| awesomehorizons (543) | 3 years ago | I didn't experience a lot of these situations with my son either, but he did come up with some of his own things that were hilarious, LOL. Thanks for your response. | |
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4. Blueangeleyes551 (26)  | 3 years ago |  snakes really do fry in a mailbox on a hot day...
microwave and hamster do not belong in the same sentence...and yes they really do explode!hornytoads don't like fire crackers....
mice can run very fast when sprayed with hair-spray and lit...
I too had son's, 3 of them..there are a lot of things you don't know when they're growing up and don't want too...lol ( usually things done at a friends house that she doesn't have the courage to tell you, till years later) but they can be so much fun too. and the girls aren't innocent either!...lol
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| awesomehorizons (543) | 3 years ago | Haaaaaaaaa! Some of the stuff that we find out LOL. This was great and thanks for adding to the list, Haaaaaaaa! You had triple trouble didn't ya? LOL ... I gotta know if my son was part of any of those things, was he? I can only imagine LOL ... You are right, they can be so much fun and girls definately are not innocent, LOL. Thanks for your response;-) | |
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| 5. Polly1 (8463) | 3 years ago |  That is funny, I have a son and grandsons. I can see them doing some of these things. I will not let them read this list, I have a king size water bed, LOL.
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| awesomehorizons (543) | 3 years ago | Haaaaaaa! With that big water bed that you have it would not be a good idea to show them the list,:-O LOL. This is definately not meant for kids to see, LOL. We all know that they can come up with their own ideas without all of us giving them more, LOL. Thanks for your response. | |
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| 6. brendalee (5064) | 3 years ago |  That was very funny and oh so true. I especially like the one about the toliet and hearing uh-oh. I can't remember my son ever doing it but it is still funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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| 7. banditwsj (631) | 3 years ago |  i think that was funny. it has to be written by a woman. but anyway thanks for sharing. this is good discussion.
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he asks.
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"What's the food like?"
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"And the nursing?"
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"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
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chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.
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| 9. ElusiveButterfly (9418) | 3 years ago |  Here are a couple to add to that list. An apple doesn't always go down the toilet on the first 3 or 4 flushes, it does on the 5th and stays there.
A bowling ball is not meant to be used in the bathroom. Use of the bathroom as a bowling alley will cause the toilet split its sides from laughing or from having the ball hit it.
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10.  CaroleeKaufold (1537) | 3 years ago |  I have 4 sons and that was a great discussion, #3 and # 19 has happend to me. My sons are all grown up and I miss it all
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