Suess in Cloth....coppied but i love it!!! (cloth diaper poem)

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SUESS IN CLOTH Do you like a cloth diapered bum? I do not like them, CD Mum. I do not like a cloth diapered bum. Would you use them here or there? I would not use them anywhere. I do not like a cloth diapered bum. I do not like them CD Mum. Would you use them in the house? Who will use them? Would your spouse? I would not use them in the house, No one likes them, especially my spouse I will not use them here or there, I will not use them anywhere. I do not like a cloth diapered bum. I do not like them CD Mum. Would you wear them to the mall? With a design and nothing dull? Noth to the mall, not printed or dull. Not in the house Forget my spouse, I would not use them here or there, I would not use them anywhere. I would not have a cloth diapered bum. I do not like them CD Mum. Would you Could you In a car? wear them, wear them here they are. I would not, could not in a car. You may like them. You will see, You may like them, this one's free. I would not, even if it's free. Not in a car, you let me be. I do not like them at the mall. I do not like them printed or dull. I do not like them at the house. I do not like them, nor does my spouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like a cloth diapered bum. I do not like them CD Mum. Microfleece! Suedecloth! stay dry liner. Could you would you put that on your docket? Not on MY docket, even if it's free. not in the car, Mum let me be. I would not, could not at the mall I could not, would not printed or dull. I will not use them, nor will my spouse. Not out and about or even at the house. I will not use them here or there. I will not wear them anywhere. I do not like a cloth diapered bum I do not like them CD Mum would you could you if it's sherpa? would you could you with a pocket? Say how about hemp, would you could you if it's hemp? I could not would not if it's sherpa, neither pocket or even hemp. You do not like them so you say Try them! Try them! and you may Try them and you may i say. Mum, if you will let me be. I will try them and you will see..... SAY!!! I like a cloth diapered bum I do. I like the CD bum. And i would use them if they're hemp. And i know these won't rip. Snd i will use them with a pocket And if tish hemp, it's now on my docket. And in the car, Wow it's FREE!! They are so good so good u see. So I will use them at the mall I don't care if they are printed or dull. I will use them at the house, We will use them, EVEN my spouse. I will use them here or there I will use them ANywhere. I do so like a cloth diapered bum. THANK YOU THANK YOU CD MUM!! ADAPTED BY DENISE M COLE, this-end-up.com (some editing my myself to shorten)