Victorias Secret  

A man goes into Victorias Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie. The sales lady brings one out and says that this one is only $250.00. The man says that it is not sheer enough and the sales lady goes and gets two more for him to look at, She say that the second one is only $350 but he says that it is not sheer enough either. The sales lady shows him the last one and tells himn that it will cost him $500 and he buys it and takes it home for his wife to wear for him. She goes into the bedroon to put it on and says to herself that it so sheer that the old coot would not even be able to see that she was wearing nothing and she could turn it back and get the money for herself. She paraded out of the bedroom with out any thing on and asks him what he thought of the new outfit? He replied that for the price that they should at least iron it first.