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Has nobody got a sense of humour nowadays?

Today was April fools day so i played a practical joke on my boss. When he arrived at work i phoned his wife to tell her that he had slipped on a dog poo while crossing the road and landed on his...

dumbass

guess i'm the dumbass!i thought this was someplace to get real info.it's just abunchaloosers try'in to make a nickle a day!

Do you want that USA to take the AMRY back from IRAQ?

I think they are there only for stealing gas

If your wife/husband gave you a gift certificate for Ballroom Dancing lessons...

How would you respond? How would you really feel about it? I would love it, but my husband has two left feet.

Kicking Party

Students flaunt election sign destruction on networking website Facebook: A group calling itself the New Saskatchewan Sign Kicking Party appeared on Facebook. It was described as a party for the...

Teen thieves busted on Nexopia

Police track suspects using Nexopia website: A group of teenage thieves were busted by Saskatoon police by using the Canadian social site Nexopia. Saskatoon police have charged two teenagers and are...

Genius burglars busted on MySpace

MySpace leads police to burglary suspects: Two 16-year-old stepbrothers from Citra, Florida were arrested Monday for burglary and grand theft. They had broken into the home pf a deceased man and...

Sean Penn really enjoys pissing people off

Oh, Mr. Environmental Poopy Pants has been hoisted on his own petard!SEAN "Poison" Penn has native Hawaiians up in arms. The acerbic Oscar winner and his family have been staying at the...

Kirsten Dunst says she almost quit acting

So what is Kirsten Dunst crying about today? Oh, you’ll love this. She’s letting the world know that she ALMOST quit acting because of the bad reviews that her crapfest Marie Antoinette...

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Kirsten Dunst

I think she was probably stoned when she said this."I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend...

Macy Gray blames God for how crappy her album sales are

So Macy Gray….yeah, I remember her! The one who always made me leap for the radio dial to turn it to ANYTHING ELSE. Apparently, her record is shite, so she’s blaming God or some such...

Is Sienna Miller aware she needs to be able to sing to act in a musical?

‘So, Sienna Miller has this strange habit of yammering on about pretty much nothing. Now she’s convinced that she’s the next Mary Poppins and wants to star in a musical....

Ralph Fiennes special friend tries to kill herself

Now wait a darn minute - I thought she said she had her hooker job to fall back on? What’s going on here? Well, apparently Lisa Robertson, the air stewardess who gave Ralph Fiennes an EXTRA...

Sean Combs showers his new babies with diamonds

Oh, look honey! The baby just horked all over her new priceless diamond necklace! Get the camera!Rap mogul Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is making sure his new-born twins are the queens of bling...