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Story of an IT guy..!

Nature_Lover @Mshafeeq (2746) • Kuwait, Kuwait 16 Jan 18

Good Morning Friends..! This is really a funny joke I came across. Story from an IT guy... I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I wld do sumthing crazy So...

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Be proud being a woman: Read these funny situations.

Resy King @resy21curapika (2151) • Pasay, Philippines 19 Apr 12

I've seen a random picture posts online and I found a funny illustrative pics online. These are some of the lines I still remember because they really did have an impact on me being a woman (and laughs a loud for the guy's...

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A nice funny joke for everyone

shankes @shankes (102) • India 28 Jul 09

Did anyone travelled in bus ,yes you might be so i am going to say a funny thing which happened today in my bus,this is the funny thing which happened in bus between conductor and passenger which made whole bus to...

Funny Pictures

Johnny123 @Johnny123 (11) • Australia 17 Apr 08

Hey guuys this discussion is all about making you laugh. Get some of the funniest pics you've got and post them here or tell us about a good pic website. I'll start off:

funny picture joke

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Share a funny joke

hopecastle @hopecastle (18) • Philippines 3 Mar 08

Here's one that I think is really funny: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services....

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The Farmer

Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 25 Apr 07

This is another cute one sent by my brother in law. I hope it livens up your day. ;) Is yer Pa home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Ma...

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Who am I disturbing...

Jennifer21 @Jennifer21 (2476) • United States 24 Apr 07

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which...

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Rub it...

Jennifer21 @Jennifer21 (2476) • United States 21 Apr 07

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'pen*s' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it,...

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Lawyers:

Jennifer21 @Jennifer21 (2476) • United States 20 Apr 07

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer...

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I just needed to use your car

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

I just needed to use your car After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to...

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The guide to wife translations

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

The guide to wife translations The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be...

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Someone really stinks

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Someone really stinks A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks...

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Fulfilling their requests

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100...

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Bring riches with you

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Bring riches with you There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be...

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Making comparisons

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Making comparisons In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The...

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Picking a punishment

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Picking a punishment This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there...

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Represent Christmas

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Represent Christmas Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The...

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Punishment for Gates

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Punishment for Gates Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood,...

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Sue over the property

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Sue over the property Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard...

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Doing this great deed

vwlssknght @vwlssknght (653) • United States 12 Apr 07

Doing this great deed A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the man religious in...

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