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Beer Brothers

dragonxie @dragonxie (245) • China 28 Aug 08

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one ,then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then...

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A joke "Liver alone. Cheese mine."

dragonxie @dragonxie (245) • China 17 Dec 06

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Siberian Husky dog. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving...

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A new joke "magician and parrots"

dragonxie @dragonxie (245) • China 17 Dec 06

A magician gets a gig aboard a cruise ship. The captain of the ship has a pet parrot. At every one of the magician's performances, the parrot screams and squawks and tells the audience how the magician did the trick, "Hey, he had...

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dragonxie @dragonxie (245) • China 17 Dec 06

Mother tomato,father tomato,and baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato starts to fall behind. Father tomato walks back to him, stomps on him, and says: "ketchup". Two peanuts are walking down the street. One...

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Funny joke!!! Check it out!

yukmizzee @yukmizzee (329) • United States 2 Nov 06

Two Trees It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the...

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