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Heather Echola @GardenGerty (157551) • United States 5 Jul 21

I have a friend that I mostly see online, although we used to meet in person. I love following her, she is talented, and energetic, and has adventures. The last week or so she has been telling us about various things her Alexa...

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Fart in the class

nawala @nawala123 (20852) • Indonesia 19 Aug 20

I still do remember it in my mind. One day when taught my students in my, i and my students smelt something nasty and stink. We all knew that it must be gas or fart. But no one admitted it. I knew it was one of...

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Someone Farted in Your Room: "What Would Be Your Reaction?"

Shavkat @Shavkat (137215) • Philippines 4 Jan 19

This morning, I am having a class with a 13-year-old student. It is a 1:1 classroom-type class. As we are having a class, the student deliberately farted inside the classroom and he even locked the door. It was a terrible...

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One or the Other ?

PLETHOS @Plethos (13560) • United States 23 May 18

I'm starting to believe that opinions are becoming a lot like a fart that you have to hold in while in public. You dont know if it'll disgust people. Make them think differently of you. Or perhaps put you on their list of exile,...

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Fart!

Steve West @zebra2222 (5269) • United States 10 Feb 18

Fart! Fart! Fart! Oh what a start To a brand new day. It isn't art. It isn't smart. It doesn't come from the heart. Fart! No! It smells to high heaven. On the rating, I give it a seven. Now please be discreet As I...

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When someone farts, what is your respond?

peachpurple @peachpurple (13884) • Malaysia 27 Jun 17

Farting is a smelly affair that everyone would find it offensive and impolite. I am sure that most of us could not accept strangers fart in the lift packed with people that we could hardly hold our breath. You can be sure to hear...

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Do you feel ashamed to fart?

Joy @PurnaSharma (2557) • Guwahati, India 5 Oct 16

Waaaa! We all feel exactly this waaaa! After giving up intestinal gas..LOL IMAGINE the moment that your intestine full of accumulated gas and you got trapped in between some friends or people ,by somehow you neither could leave...

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Gas Alert (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5269) • United States 11 Aug 16

Don't start. It's not smart. One, two, three, Fart! I told you not to do it. I told you it was wrong. Now the smell is overwhelming So I must say so long. Goodbye my friend, I'm sad to say That I must now depart. Next time...

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Effective Today Don't Get Embarrassed When You FART!

julito @antonbunot (11091) • Calgary, Alberta 29 Jul 16

Farting used to be embarrassing; not anymore! According to The WEEK magazine, a study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that hydrogen sulfide gas in fart could be a key factor in treating diseases...

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Ewww, That Smell!!!

STOUTjodee @STOUTjodee (3572) • United States 27 Jun 16

Oh, my goodness our dog Pandora is laying with her behind facing me and Ewww, That Smell!!! It's been a while since we've been on a road trip and she's a nervous rider and now her farts are about to kill...

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A Player Got Sent Off During Game For Farting!!

Gudheart @gudheart (12659) 23 Jun 16

I read some comical news today that made me giggle. During a Sweden game a referee gave a player a second yellow card (two yellow cards equal a red) for farting in public! The player was shocked and stated what was he supposed to...

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Farting, Burping and Smoking all at the same time

Ann LeFlore @poehere (15126) • French Polynesia 24 Nov 15

This one went a little too far if you ask me. Sunday I woke up to the cocks crowing, the birds chirping, and Dakota sitting on top of me licking my face. He was telling me it was Sunday and the sun was already shining. Yes, but...

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Avoid Doing This in Public

Steve West @zebra2222 (5269) • United States 1 Nov 15

Here is a list of things that you should not do in public. You may add to this list as you see fit. 1. Never pick your nose in public. It's snot nice. (Okay, bad overused pun) 2. Never fart in public. (Don't believe that gas...

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Gassy females do it for me

paul harding @FillySucker (3) 27 May 15

I have a fart fetish, a love for womens farts and I'm wondering if anyone else shares this fetish?

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Farting - will you tell the truth, lie or act like a victim?

borgieboy7 @borgieboy7 (72) • Philippines 11 Mar 13

I know this thread is such funny or awkward in a way, but still, it is normal that every people came through it. If in the case you fart in a closed public place like elevator, room or a classroom, would you tell the truth to...

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Does anytime anybody fart in fron of you?

extremefun4fun @extremefun4fun (2908) • India 26 Feb 13

That is the thing that I feel both laugh and disgusting, if somebody do it in front of me. I think if my husband go for the world fart record, he will be number one. by the way, once, in a party, my brother's girlfriend farth in...

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eating sweet potato: make you fart?

asliah @asliah (11137) • Philippines 16 Feb 13

eating sweet potato will make you fart? do you believe in this?why? is there any of you farted because eating of sweet potato? i actually eating 3 slices of sweet potato here in the office and i observe my self if i will fart...

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My bf farted out loud while I was on the phone with my new employee~ Oops~

babyanna @babyanna (1216) • China 3 Feb 13

Hi, my dear Mylotters~ You probably already know that I quit my job about four days ago. I got a new job last Thursday and was waiting for the notice as to when to start. This morning, I got this call from my...

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Guy farts during his audition

poppoppop111 @poppoppop111 (5731) • Canada 17 Jan 13

Did you see the audition for American idol where he starts singing then goes quiet and then he farts. How embarrassing. I laughed so hard I cried.

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A Fart Before Leaving...

schulzie @schulzie (4061) • United States 10 Nov 12

Just now, I am laying here in bed and my husband got up to go pee. Just before he pulled back the covers and got up he did a little "fart" before getting up!! I can't believe he just did that! That was...

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