My son has coined the shortest chat up line!!!

@yanjiaren (9050)
May 3, 2007 2:25pm CST
Well I think romance has gone out of the window and talk about fast food lol. I was asking my son, just for a joke as he is at that funny age lol( He is going to be 12 on the 1st June)if he were to ask a girl out what would be his chat up line. He looked at me and said. @mum don't you know?@ and I of course replied, no I haven't clue. He answered. @Look mum, you just go up to a girl and flash your mobile phone at her and say digits. That's all you do and they fall for you. Casanova here knows every thing lol, I thought to my self. I didn't quite understand what he meant by digits. He explained that he was asking for the girl's number lol. I mean, I know it is the age of fast food but forget a one liner, one word lol?
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@wolfie34 (26791)
• United Kingdom
3 May 07
Aaaah, so that's where I've been going wrong! All this flattery and getting to know the girl first and all I had to do was to mention the one golden word! Phew! I don't know, I think I'm out of it or past it or both. The younger generatiion eh! No doubt he'll have all the girls flocking at his feet. Oh and wasn't it the little black book in my day ;0)
@stephcjh (32327)
• United States
3 May 07
That is too funny. I had never heard this before. Kids these days are so much different than we were when we were growing up. They do and say so many things differently then we did. Alot of the words and sayings they use these days, I have never heard of and I do not know what alot of the terms mean. There is so many short words for the longer words we are used to hearing. There are alot of commercials being mafe with letter symbols also that stands for words like, LOL, for laugh out loud. It is the sing of the times, I guess, laugh out loud.
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• India
3 May 07
Pretty awesome, I must say. Just one word, seriously, I might have to learn a thing or two from him. Really I was alos confused when I first read "flshing the phone and saying digits" until I read what it really meant. Really he must be a casanova.... Its fast and furious or something like that... but quite fast and need a lot of confidence I think. Any ways Take Care May GOD Bless YOU
@maddog108 (3441)
• Australia
4 May 07
ok ill try that one to see if it works it sounds a lot cheaper than buying drinks all night lol
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@yanjiaren (9050)
4 May 07
now that's cheeky lol!!!
@maddog108 (3441)
• Australia
4 May 07
hey girl you forgot to leave your digits lol
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@mypeace (394)
• Nigeria
4 May 07
lol, and you made the same mistake, here is my mobile your digits! lolll
@lisado (1228)
• United States
4 May 07
ROFLMAO He seems to have it all figured out, huh? :) How funny. It's amazing how things change from one generation to the next. I wonder how many men are going to try that line and what will happen when they do? :D
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@yanjiaren (9050)
4 May 07
I am lost lol..old granny at 41 hahaha
@mypeace (394)
• Nigeria
4 May 07
children of nowadays learn and develop faster than usual. so funny, at 12 they already know how to toast babe, lol. But thats an innovative way, no much talking, just action and action. lol
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@yanjiaren (9050)
4 May 07
yeap he is all go lol..
@juicebox (107)
• United States
4 May 07
to retell that is pretty funny, but i'm not sure how the ladies would feel about that. personally, i'd feel like my self worth lowered a little that i was not worth more than a word and that he could capture my heart my simply asking for my number? but nonetheless, that was quite entertaining to read. i keep imagining this kid. LOL!
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@yanjiaren (9050)
4 May 07
he's not even 12 yet lol..I do try to teach him to respect women and girls, it's the lingo they all use lol..Half the time I cannot understand what my nieces say..
@eanna13 (133)
• United States
4 May 07
Beter watch out for him, at 11 he already has play!!! LOL!!
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@leeesa (885)
• United States
4 May 07
Good one! Think it will work with adults?
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• India
4 May 07
yes precise and clear messge is the reflection of clarity of thoughts a person has so u should be happy about it............
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@stella1989 (2274)
• India
4 May 07
Seriously ..These kids are growing really fast..! I 18 and I still cannot behave that casually to one I like..!! I must take tutions from this casonova..lol pretty good boy he fast in making girlfriends..!!And still not a teen yet..I liked that. And mother take lite. But just make sure he is not going out of his way..!!Not too far. Better take care.
@mimpi1911 (25474)
• India
4 May 07
quite a chatup line!!! i would have fallen..LOL. jokes apart, i just wonder at their level of IQ. they are , no doubt, ahead of their times. at their age we had no clue as to what and how it would work.
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• United States
4 May 07
lol thats amusing....n kinda wierd..lol! in fact what i have noticed in my neighbourhood is that tables have turned completely...that is, its the girls now who r after the boys in my colony..lol. thats really funny!! but its still okay as far as they are straight !!lol
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@GardenGerty (117971)
• United States
4 May 07
I am glad I do not have kids at this stage, only adults, now. I would be flabbergasted, and feel so behind the times. Twelve can be a funny thing, and twelve is much older now than when I was twelve, if you know what I mean.
@memz2000 (16)
• United States
4 May 07
Ah thanks for a good laugh! That was great.
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• Canada
3 May 07
LOL. That's funny! :D
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@charms88 (7540)
• Philippines
3 May 07
I belong to a generation of long ago already, LOL! Boys nowadays certainly have their own way of asking for a girl. Your son have a very unique approach though. To be honest, if I'm the girl, I wouldn't give out my mobile number freely. I'm such a snobbish bunny, LOL!
@aidonia (4209)
• Greece
3 May 07
Now the young they bored even before they start.How they communicate i don't understand.. the most of them they can't tell a complete sentences,just they bored talk. I suppose the *one word* young people they have no change to earn money here that we don't even earn with one sentences only lol:
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@deebomb (15319)
• United States
3 May 07
yanjiaren, Wow a new come on line. That is really cute. When mhy granddaughter was about that age she would be talking about dateing this boy or that boy. I wanted to know who was driveing them on this date who was taking them out. What we called hanging out the kids were calling dating.
@romel_ece (1290)
• Philippines
8 May 07
I think your son have his own idea in knowing about girls.At young age I think he had he's own way o how to approach girl.That's a good sign for your kid.