i have to be honest and tell you i am drunk, plastered, wired to the moon.......
By xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
July 12, 2008 7:40pm CST
so tell me, should i go to bed?
i have been drinking since 3pm and it is now 1:30am. but i am having such a good time on mylot!!
do you ever mylot while under the influence of alkahol?
i need bed. but little drop of morgans spiced rum is calling me!
what do you call a 3 legged donkey?
a wonkey.
thats an old joke. older than my last valentines card.
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10 responses


@RhythmWalker1 (825)
• United States
13 Jul 08
Why sleep when the world is waiting for us out there?
lol The first time I got a personal PC I stayed up till 3 am
and had no idea so much time had passed. Just be careful about
getting your keyboard drunk! j/k
@danishcanadian (28954)
• Canada
14 Jul 08
Wow!!! I wish I could type as well as you do, when I'm drunk. haha The last time I got really drunk and tried to type, no one could undersand a word I was typing. haha I should talk since I met my HUSBANd o line while drunk one nigh. LOL Now that is an interesting story. Turns out we hated the same music, and I thought a Russia screename led to someone who spoke Russian (I thik Russian is a very sexy language) and I was right. haha I may have been too drunk to type, but I was't too drunk to know that I'd just found a good one.
@newzealtralian (3930)
• Australia
27 Jul 08
I think you might have been a wonkey yourself when you started this!
And how was your head the next day? Did your wife play her music so loud you felt like your head was going to explode? Or is she not as cruel as I am.
And how was your head the next day? Did your wife play her music so loud you felt like your head was going to explode? Or is she not as cruel as I am.
@TheCarter (369)
• United States
13 Jul 08
You shouldn't operate machinery when you are under the influence. That is just irresponsible. Uncalled for.
@stephcjh (38473)
• United States
13 Jul 08
LOL. I am glad that you are having a good time with us at Mylot. I never come to Mylot while under the influence though. When I drink, I would rather not work online. I have a hard time typing fast or typing things correctly if I drink. My fingers work faster than my brain LOL.
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
13 Jul 08
Rflmao, this truly is not news to the observant. A happy, talky wonkey, is that you? I never touch the stuff, but if I decided to throw away all my scruples and join you in a drop it would not be rum, as I've seen some otherwise very nice people get stinking nasty on that stuff.
I would just add a wee bit of Bombay Sapphire in lieu of the grapefruit juice with which I generally spike my tonic water, in all probability. I guess a gal could get plastered on gin, too, or so a Scottish lad once told me, but Sapphire isn't your ordinary gin (nor am I your ordinary teetotaler)
I like this gal's review of Bombay's jewel, but I'm not clear how she could confuse cubeb berries with mint. They are aromatic peppercorns, fer crissake. Nevertheless:
http://www.epinions.com/review/pr-Bombay_Sapphire_Gin/content_29359574660
Enjoy!
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
13 Jul 08
Hi X..
well if you feel its beddie by time then sure..rest your weary eyes and sleep..if not i'm sure a few of us can be talked into telling you a bedtime story..LOL
@WATARIKENJI (1534)
• Philippines
13 Jul 08
I have never tried that. I have experienced drinking from night til morn then I sleep. When I wake up, I eat like there's no tomorrow.
It feels good. Take a brake my friend if you feel like sleeping.
Toast!














