Squeezer? Shaker?

@Humbug25 (12540)
December 16, 2008 4:13pm CST
As some of you might know my mum came to visit at the weekend. I showed her, her Christmas gift and the first thing she did was to shake it! She hasn't changed, my mum has always done it, every single year without fail my mum will shake and squeeze all her gifts! It was lucky it wasn't anything fragile - this time. I have never done it myself!! So are you a squeezer or a shaker, or both?
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
16 Dec 08
We are all kids at heart, especially when it comes to Christmas, and some of us, your mum, as I chuckle included are big kids too and are just as excited as your children no doubt and most of us are guilty I think of shaking, rattling, squeezing our presents, except me! I have to admit with utmost honesty that I don't do anything to my parcels, in fact I don't even like touching them, I don't want to know! Even when mum lays the presents out she gets me to display her presents and I get her to display mine that way we don't get a chance to even touch or look at them! Works a treat!
@Humbug25 (12540)
16 Dec 08
Hi ya wolfie34 What responsable adults we are eh? LOL I think we all get to a certain and then we start to regress in some ways or that might just be an excuse to act like a kid! Hahahah Cheers wolfie
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@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
16 Dec 08
I always ask "is it fragile?" before I shake or squeeze, I guess I'm not a constant shake or squeezer though. I think it's kind of nice though, it's good to always have that kid at heart!
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@Humbug25 (12540)
16 Dec 08
Hello there SomeCowgirl Oh yeah she does make me laugh when she does it but I keep thinking that she will grow out of it one year but she never does! LOL Thanks for your response
@lilybug (21107)
• United States
18 Dec 08
I will admit to occasionally shaking a gift, but I don't think I have ever squeezed one before. I am always careful even when shaking them though. You never know if it will break or not.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
19 Dec 08
Hi there lilybug You're best off to leave the gifts well alone then! LOL Thanks for your response
@p1kef1sh (45681)
17 Dec 08
I am a cuddler in a nasty, acquisitive way. "Mine all mine" I shout and laugh in a manner that unnerves even me! Usually I leave my presents alone. I am torture to be with if you are eager to get at your pressies. On Christmas Day we usually have our stockings in bed (I've tried tights but they don't suit me!). Then we get up and have breakfast (always smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and champagne) before our daughter drives us nuts by demanding that we all open one present each. So we do, she usually opens two or three. It's usually well into the afternoon, and after The Queen, before any more serious unwrapping is done. One of us (usually The Boss) writes a list of who gave us what so that we get the thank you letters right. Eventually, somewhere before 5, we are done. Then it's on with the dinner and indigestion!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
17 Dec 08
It gets easier as you get older Humbug!
@lilcee (2703)
• United States
17 Dec 08
LOL, I guess I do that too. LOL. Today I got a package of gifts from my son who is in Texas with the Army. When I saw mine the first thing I did was shake it lol. I did this because I collect bells and I wanted to see if it sounded like a bell but it didn't.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hello lilcee You never know he may have muffled the clanger on the bell somehow!LOL Thanks for your response
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
17 Dec 08
I don't like to see any gifts for me until Christmas Eve when they are put under the tree. I reallyhave to stop myself from opening any gift with my name on. So I don't touch them just in case I lose self control! However, I have never squeezed or shaken a gift as far as I can remember. This year though, we are just giving token gifts to each other but spending more on the children as the economy is going pear shaped! Blessings
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi ya cynthiann Crikey so cut to the chase then? No squeezing? No shaking? You go straight for the unwrapping! LOL Thanks for your response
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
17 Dec 08
If I touched it then I would rip the wrapping paper off! So help me! Blessings
@riyasam (16556)
• India
17 Dec 08
that is a really odd habit.when i give my mom a present,she always smells it first before opening the wrapper.i donot know,what she understands by smelling. happy mylotting.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi ya riyasam I guess that way she can tell if it is something yummy like chocolates or something soapy to soak her feet in LOL Thanks riyasam
@ronaldinu (12422)
• Malta
17 Dec 08
LOL I would have filled a plastic bag with water.... hahahah My father in law is like that. He is like Police Inspector trying to figure out what and every gift under the Christmas tree is. But its nice having family members around christmas time spending time together. Have a Merry Christmas Humbug
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi there ronaldinu Well unfortunatly my mother won't be spending the actual Christmas Day with me and my boys as I would have liked but she has to go and see her own mother but I will be seeing the new year in with her and she has plenty of time off work so that is great! Merry Christmas to you too ronaldinu and thanks for your response
@amanda333 (739)
• France
17 Dec 08
I'm a squeezer myself, never no what's in it. My children are gettting very excited now because lots of parcels have been arriving in the post from the parents in England and the children have been helping to put them under the tree (of course they are all wrapped) but I smile watching them, I can see a bit of squeezing and shaking going on.
@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi there amanda333 I think you have to smile as you can't tell them off because you are just as bad as they are. I have only two gifts to put under the tree at the moment but I haven't because they are for me and I don't want the kids to get disappointed. I haven't even put theirs from me under there yet purely because I haven't wrapped them yet!! Thanks amanda
@aidenw (632)
• United States
17 Dec 08
hi humbug, im neither a aqueezer nor a shaker for the very reason you mentioned, in case it's something fragile that's not supposed to be squeezed or shaken. sometimes though, i can hear noise as i'm carrying it like something is rolling or rattling in there. that adds to my curiosity and makes me wonder if it's broken already
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi ya aidenw I think it spoils it too if you know what it is from squeezing it or shaking it especially if you do break it LOL Thanks aiden
17 Dec 08
that makes sense im pretty sure that most of the people does this before opening there gifts ,in fact i too shake and squeeze my present before opening,
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi ya sunder6218 I can understand people doing this just before they open it but not 2 weeks before Christmas! LOL Thanks for your response
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
17 Dec 08
My husband ALWAYS has to guess what's in his presents! He started doing this when our children were little - they thought it was a hilarious game! It certainly made Christmas morning last a lot longer, and he usually managed to guess correctly in the end. He always does lots of squeezing, shaking, sniffing and poking!
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi ya guybrush I guess it is true when they say that men never grow up huh? LOL Thanks for your response
@rocketj1 (6955)
• United States
17 Dec 08
Nope. I enjoy a surprise! I have also tried (mostly unsuccessfully) to implement the rule : If you guess it, you can't have it! Well..... at least I TRY to keep them from doing it. Actually, that's a rule from my mom because my dad was the worst at that stuff. And do you know what?........ He usually guessed right! We hated it when we were kids! We always thought we could stump him by the way we wrapped the package, but he always got it right!
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi there rocketj1 Well I wouldn't tell them even if they had guessed it correctly!! It is annoying when they do that though! Cheers rocketj1
@aisaellis22 (6445)
• United States
17 Dec 08
Hello humbug25! I also shaked my gift first before opening it. I want to be surprised and I want to guess what's inside the gift. I don't know but I feel excited to open and I want to take time first and treasure the excitement that I have.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
17 Dec 08
Hi there aisaellis22 That's fine if you are about to open it but a gift should not be shaken or squeezed 2 days or more before Christmas LOL Thanks aisaellis
• United States
16 Dec 08
Both!! I love doing this. Haha it makes me feel like a little kid again. I think everyone enjoys doing it sometimes. No matter what holiday it is.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
16 Dec 08
Hi ya xomgitskamax Hahaha! I wouldn't want to figure out what I had got! Thanks for your response