I Could Become A Killer!!!
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
February 25, 2009 9:56am CST
that's right, i'm usually one of the nicest people you'll meet, but i would kill, or at least maim and disfigure if i ever saw that little Geico stack of money sitting there staring at me.
on the commercials, the people make some kind of dumb comment and go about their business........sorry, not me.
i would grab that little sucker, rip his eyes off, pull those little blue bands off, and tear his body apart one bill at a time.........then i would hide the evidence in my wallet.
how 'bout you???
if you saw that little stack of money staring at you, would you make a stupid comment and ignore it, or would you tear it's body apart and use it to purchase your guilty little pleasures???
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11 responses
@venkataraman_vc (5293)
• Chennai, India
25 Feb 09
Mostly, when I see such commercials, I feel "Not me" and let it passby.
If somebody shows his / her own proof, I'd pause, have a look and read what he/she says. Still, if finally I find that I have to pay money for it, again I have the same "not me" feeling.
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@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
26 Feb 09
haha i would swat it like a bug!! then rip off the eyes and spend him lol.. i just love how they dont even seem that they think its weird that there is a stack of money dressed up staring at them!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
26 Feb 09
i'm with you moon.
i wonder if the people that come up with these stupid commercials actually think they're funny or something..........are they supposed to be funny. 
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
26 Feb 09
Moonlit..its really a stoned stack of money..hee hee
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
25 Feb 09
if i wasn't so scared of the dark.............
well you know. 
the cookies sound tempting though.
the cookies sound tempting though. @Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
26 Feb 09
It depends if i had too many brownies, I might think it was somebody i knew and hand a brownie over..HEY! maybe thats what happened..the person who made that commercial got into my brownies..
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
26 Feb 09
i could see that happening.......your brownies are the BEST!!!
they make my head feel warm, fuzzy, and tingly all at the same time. 
@missybear (11391)
• United States
26 Feb 09
Now you talking, I knew you had big bad bear fangs that come out sometimes.
really......i'm hungry. @MaryLynn321 (2680)
• United States
26 Feb 09
I am with you, lol. I hate the new logo for Geico.
Great topic.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
26 Feb 09
yeah, i can tolerate the little gecko, but a stack of money is meant for only one thing........and it's not to stare at you.
@MaryLynn321 (2680)
• United States
26 Feb 09
Right, this stack of money with the eyeballs is one of the dumbest commercials I have seen in a long time. Especially with the recession.
@xbrendax (2662)
• United States
26 Feb 09
If I was sitting in that restaurant, I wouldn't just sit there and giggle at that stupid pile of money with the big eyeballs, I'd pop off the damn eyes and use some of the money to pay my restaurant bill, then the next day, I'd go and buy all the things I need!
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
25 Feb 09
I'm not fortunate enough to have seen this commercial sconi, but based on your description, I'd kill this little bugger for sure! Most of the moolah would then be used for booze, rock 'n rolling, loose women and unabandoned frivolity! I'd probably just waste the rest of it..... 
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
25 Feb 09
at least you have the necessities down before you waste any of the money James.
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
25 Feb 09
I could kill. Under the right conditions, I am capable of killing. Yes, I admit it. That little stack of money does not have a chance of living long. I have my machette ready to cut his blue bands and have my way with him.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
25 Feb 09
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
*rubbing hands together with an evil grin*
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
25 Feb 09
ripping head off and seeing how much it's good for...
