How green is the church?

I hope it is a non-aerosol spray. Need to protect the ozone you know. What good would it do us to eat healthy salads only to die from the hole in ozone layer.

I'd assume that it IS an organic of a non-organic spray, yes; but is the liquid that flies off it holy? Has it been blessed directly or is it expected to absorb religious ambience as it drifts with abandon throughout the Church? And what causes the spray effect in the first place? Is it divine intervention? Is it the salival lisp of God himself or a man induced dramatic effect triggered to entrance the masses? Is it a form of vegetable stigmata? Will the calories of said spray make us fat? So many questions Mr Pike, so many questions.....

is this a white lie???i think you told you never went to cathedral!!

ROFLMAO!!! "Lettuce Spray"?! I hear the stuff works pretty well on all sorts of problem areas, especially where 2 or more people are gathered together to use it. Helps with everything from gardening failure, to personal troubles, to financial dilemmas, to global brotherhood. I'd be willing to use the stuff myself, but every time I find a seemingly good place to get "Lettuce Spray", I'm given an odd look and made to feel unwelcome! Ah, well. Hope your variety is easier to obtain than mine! I have found a particular kind that I prefer, Lettuce Spray 2012. I'm told it contains a special flame-retardant ingredient, which is evidently something I'm going to need. If you need any of this new kind, just let me know. My former church gives it away in overabundance!

We definitely have a right to be informed of pesticides, fungicides, bromides and homicides. Even priests have accountability for toxicity. Nobody is immune. Godliness is not next to poisonessness.

Hi P1key! I don't know but I think if it's said in a Cathedral then it's probably non-organic, it's probably something that they use on all the naughty little boys that they have running around getting into mischief!

I looked up lettuce spray.. this is what I found.. http://www.ag.auburn.edu/aaes/communications/highlights/fall97/sprays.htm might be of some help.Good luck.

Hi p1ke, It's been a long time since I've answered one of your discussions. Actually, I don't answer many 'at all' anymore. I'm feeling a bit down at the moment, so when I read this, it did lift my spirits. LOL I don't know how you come up with these gems, but they are a breath of fresh air. Thanks. By the way, I'm sure 'they' must use organic spray, don't you think? Take care.

hahaha this is up there with some of those things children repeat back like "our father in heaven, Harold be thy name"....

*shakes head at you*

I think we should, or maybe we have a choice of organic or non-organic????

Is it "Let us Pray" ?

I think I could do with some of that spray to keep the slugs at bay. They should have definitely told us. Enjoying the bank holiday weekend ?

p1ke- You're a hoot! I think you should be told, you have every right lol. Namaste-Anora

I don't think it's spray you put on the lettuce, I think it's kind of a bouquet of lettuce.......a lettuce spray, like the ones a (rabbit) bride might carry down the isle. ;P

This is too funny!!! When I was in grade school I missed one on my english test on contractions. The paper gave us a contaction, like Isn't, and we had to break it apart. Is Not. For Let's. I put Lettuce.

Um, what? An organic of a non-organic spray....what's that got to do with the price of lettuce, mr.p1key? You been smokin that lettuce recently?

Well, all ya gotta do, my dear, is ask someone and they will surely tell you. I haven't a clue, as 'church' just isn't my thing. I'm more nature based. *grins* just a minute.............. OMG! YOU GOT ME! Good one. "Let us pray", ha ha ha. Very funny.

I am not really sre what that means. You mean something to spray the lettuce with to keep bugs away or do you mean a spray made out of lettuce. Sorry I am not a great gardner, so I don't know a lot about the green ways of gardening. I wish I could help more.

Hi p1key, My sides are splitting, oh you are so funny, I am so glad you are around make me laugh so muc, I love that "Lettuce Spray" only you can come up with that, well I hope its organic spray, lol!! Hugs. Tamara xxxxx