US Should invade..... Canada!

United States
June 24, 2009 8:28pm CST
In the spirit of folks who are considering invasion of Iran as a viable policy option, I raise another idea (with tongue firmly in cheek)... Lots of people are raising the idea of invading Iran. Heck, we want regime change and we are just big and bad enough to do it. Why stop there... heck why go all the way over there... when we have a sinister enemy just to our north. Reasons? They have LOTS of oil (a time-honored reason for going to war), have lousy taste in food (pawning off Canadian bacon as bacon? Really) and every year they rain cold front after cold front on the sleepy folks in the lower 48. Well, sleep no more!! Let us support the millions of Canadians yearning for freedom from... well... their opressors! Sure, the Mountees may be an intimidating force, but we can help install a government we like ... and I'll bet we will be welcomed as liberators... again! Best to do it soon. Hard to get Canadians rioting in the streets come January. Well, mylotters ... ARE YOU WITH ME?
3 responses
aerous
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
25 Jun 09
Before I go with you. What is the reason, to go the streets. What Ideals we should to fight? And what is the reason, that U.S should invade canada...where most Canada, is one their biggest ally?
valentinesdiner
@valentinesdiner (1214)
• United States
26 Jun 09
Thank you for posting... I was enjoying that American political sport of satire. Some people want to show our might toward the government of Iran and to show the folly in such a move, I said why not attack our dearest friends in Canada. Like offering your President Aquino some American shoes as a gift when, well, she could send some of hers to us instead...
heathcliff
@heathcliff (1415)
• United States
25 Jun 09
Oh, come on! You know perfectly well that we should invade Mexico! Think of the reduction in trouble with illegal immigrants: Mexico's Southern border is alot easier and cost-efficient to guard than the US-Mexico border. Think of the tourist dollars we could tax: The invasion would pay for itself.
valentinesdiner
@valentinesdiner (1214)
• United States
25 Jun 09
YES! You have found the spirit of this discussion! I prefer Canada because of the rugged coasts, the great hockey, the friendly people and ... you can see Alaska from there.
smartie0317
@smartie0317 (1610)
• United States
25 Jun 09
I'm all for it. Let's just make Canada a part of the USA. No more passports to vist, eh?
valentinesdiner
@valentinesdiner (1214)
• United States
25 Jun 09
Think of American school children learning of our new countrymen from the north... learning to spell Saskatchew... Sazcathewa... North Canada.