Punish Me Please

@p1kef1sh (45638)
September 12, 2009 1:28pm CST
OK. I'm the kind of guy that tries quite hard to support and bolster the confidence of the women in my life. But today......... The Boss had her hair cut and I, on seeing it uttered those inexcusable words "I thought that you were getting your hair cut?" Needless to say the atmosphere was a tad frosty after that. We have made up and I took her out this afternoon. But I can't get over my crassness. I need to make amends. So ladies, how should I be punished?
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@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
12 Sep 09
better start a several week course in "COMPLIMENTS", ask the "did you lose weight???" question, and also ask if she had a bit of work done, since she looks so youthful now :) sucking up isn't fun, but necessary at times. happy brown nosing!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
12 Sep 09
She has lost a lot of weight recently. I have been mentioning it to her. But yes, I shall be "Peter Perfect" for a while. LOL.
@zed_k4 (17624)
• Singapore
13 Sep 09
I believe women are rather sensitive about their appearance; hair and body. No choice, you have to buy her lunch...lol...
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
LOL. More than that! But we are happy again now.
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@zed_k4 (17624)
• Singapore
13 Sep 09
Hmmmm that's good to know, ha..
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@LadyMarissa (12160)
• United States
14 Sep 09
I'm unsure of The Boss, but I think P1key will approve of my suggestion below. I think I hear a SHWANGGGGG!!!!
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@camomom (7535)
• United States
12 Sep 09
A good slap across the face would work for me.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
12 Sep 09
If you like. Although I don't like to slap a woman. Is that what you meant? LOL.
@camomom (7535)
• United States
12 Sep 09
No silly, you get slapped for the comment you made to the Boss.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
Hee Hee. Just teasing.
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
12 Sep 09
I definitely think you should put on some knee pads and grovel for the rest of the day. What you did is almost as bad as asking which strand of hair she had trimmed (while inspecting through a magnifying glass...). You boss should have a ping pong paddle handy (or you can carry it), and use it liberally. Just in case you seem to be enjoying yourself too much, she also ought to march you past your favorite pub a few times
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
12 Sep 09
Now what's she going to do with that ping pong bat? I'm learning Alice! LOL.
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
12 Sep 09
Let me get my ping pong paddle out. Ok. Now...bend over and I'll show you
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
Oh goody. I love ping pong.
@MsTickle (25051)
• Australia
19 Sep 09
What's wrong with that? If I get my hair cut, there's no mistaking it. What's the point of getting your hair cut or even trimmed if the change is unnoticeable?...that seems weird to me ....especially with what they charge these days. And if I was ok with it and my partner said what you did, I wouldn't get frosty, that's a bit silly to me too...with apologies to the boss. So you wouldn't get punishment my friend, I would convince you it was different and that for one night at least you could imagine you were sleeping with a different woman.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
19 Sep 09
Mmmmm. Now every night I imagine that I am sleeping with you! Why would I want someone different! LOL.
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@MsTickle (25051)
• Australia
19 Sep 09
Well of course! Tee Hee...
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• India
18 Sep 09
Oh, I dunno Pikey... what about a bunch of long-stemmed roses, a diamond ring, and a weekend in a luxury hotel in Paris? I am kidding, of course... but if you have already made up and kissed or the other way round, why do you still want to be punished? Cheers and happy Mylotting
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
18 Sep 09
I meant what would you have done really. It somehow didn't come out right. LOL. But then with husbands it often doesn't!
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@suzzy3 (8352)
17 Sep 09
Taking her out to lunch should have been enough she did not sack you.I think you got away with it.A bow and scrap might help,make the coffee,wash up the cups ect for about six months and swear allegence to her forever,thats what I would do to you anyway.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
18 Sep 09
I do all that stuff already! I did take her out and all is well again now. Phew!
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@LittleMel (14036)
• Canada
16 Sep 09
just keep mylotting LOL what the hell happened to your wife's hair? is it really that bad? LOL just be selective with words next time
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
18 Sep 09
She had it thinned and I didn't see that. Anyway, all is well and I'm still here!
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• Jamaica
16 Sep 09
If you guys already made up, why are you still punishing yourself.I guess you are just a real sensitive sweetheart to care so much about other's feelings. If you really do want to make amends compliment her on how all her hairstyles she wears does beautifully suit her.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
18 Sep 09
All is well thank you. It was more general enquiry than anything else.
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@dragon54u (31644)
• United States
12 Sep 09
I think you should shave off all your hair-everywhere-as atonement for your sin! Actually, if it made so little difference that you didn't notice I don't see why she would be ticked off. But she felt different with the haircut so expected you to notice. Poor Boss!
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
12 Sep 09
Depending on who does it I might enjoy getting shaved altogether too much! LOL. She's OK with me now. But I did feel a total heel.
@Hatley (164237)
• Garden Grove, California
12 Sep 09
oh oh bad pikey my goodness no wonder she got frosty.you Are'suppoosed to say oh you look gorgeous. well lets see twenty lashes with'a wet'noodle ought to satisfy the Boss. he he I would love to have'seen the looks on her face when you said that to her. myhusband did that to me once too, and boy was I irritated. I said, I did have my hair cut I just didnt want to look like a boy. He frowned then said oh yeah I think it looks great so there.well I had to accept the apology then we went for one of his famous drives.we would get in a car and drive out of Phoenix and just go in some unknown places,and see things we hadnt known were there. we found a farmers market and back then things were so cheap and we bought a pickup load of fresh veggies plus an armful of Stock the prettiest and most sweet smelling flowers you can get.So he didnt get twenty lashes with a wet noodle.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
12 Sep 09
I must see if we have any stock about Hatley. I don't have much colour in the garden this year - I wonder if she'd like some plums instead! LOL.
@mommaj (22872)
• United States
13 Sep 09
I would say for the rest of your life you better notice every little detail and compliment her on "new" whatever she has. LOL Some women just really make me laugh. I have long hair so a hair cut means four inches or more on me and I wouldn't expect anyone to notice because my hair is so long. If you only get an inch or so cut, it's not a haircut, it's a trim. So, how bad were you?
@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
She had it thinned and I didn't see any difference. But we are happy again now.
@mommaj (22872)
• United States
13 Sep 09
LOL. Oh my! No wonder you didn't notice the difference. LOL That's too cute. Thinning is not something you are supposed to really notice, unless she had a horribly bushy head of hair. I am glad all is well on the homefront. You should still compliment every little detail for awhile just to stay out of the dog house.
@mommaj (22872)
• United States
14 Sep 09
Hi Alice! You know how they say men are from mars? Remember it's really TRUE! LOL I'm sure your hair looks great and that's all he notices. If it changes just a little he won't notice that because you still look good! If it's a big difference and he doesn't notice they make some great heavy skillets that really pack a punch. LOL
13 Sep 09
I can't stand all these long drawn out punishments. They are a hard to keep up for the person imposing the punishment as they are for the punishee. I suggest a dozen with the cane across the bare buttocks nice and hard. That would relieve tension in the punisher and the punishee will remmber it for some time
@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
LOL. You are determined to get me to The Night of the Cane! All I have to do is find a Mistress in England now!
• Australia
20 Sep 09
Poor Pike, be thankful the Boss isn't Maid - or me, for that matter lol. Although I do think a dozen is a bit severe for a relatively mild transgression. Lash
20 Sep 09
Grandpa-lash Sir, I of course respect your opinion but if I may point out while the offence was quite mild the remark was rather crass and stupid and I think it is important that lowly subs like pike and me need to learn not to make such silly comments and to learn it quickly and well so the punishment should not be something quickly forgotten but something you will remember for a long time.
@aerous (13461)
• Philippines
14 Sep 09
I don't think if haircut is a kind of punishment punishment? Have a nice day!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
14 Sep 09
Thank you.
@aerous (13461)
• Philippines
15 Sep 09
Your very much welcome, my friend. Have a wonderful day!
@kitty42 (3924)
• United States
13 Sep 09
Hello I don't think you should be punished, what you should do is say something like I keep looking at your hair it looks really nice, you know me takes me a minute lol, that will make her feel good every now and then touch it this way she will know your are sincere that is it, you will be forever on her good side, how come you didn't notice the cut, did she not have them take much off? Thank you, you will be fine I am sure.
@kitty42 (3924)
• United States
13 Sep 09
Hello o.k kinda figured there was no drastic change, well if you are alright may as well leave well enough alone next time keep your eyes open for any minor changes since you said you are the type that always give compliments I am sure she got over this one pretty quick. Thank you.
@kareng (18919)
• United States
13 Sep 09
Well my guess is that she won't have you in the doghouse for long! LOL! I remember my hubby saying the exact same thing years ago. I just shook it off, to me it wasn't a big deal...that's just how men are (hehe). But if you think you need to smooth things over, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers! Good luck!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
I've been extra nice and everything is good now. Thank you.
@kareng (18919)
• United States
14 Sep 09
Well that is good news to hear, that everything is back to normal. Glad to hear it! I'm sure you will remember this one the next time she goes to get her hair cut! LOL! Have a wonderful evening my friend!
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
13 Sep 09
Well, I dare say the lovely Mrs P1ke will now whip you. And then she'll whip you some more. Then she'll put on her panda suit, and you'll be able to ... goodness me, I'm getting quite bothered just thinking about it!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
I've begged her and she hasn't. I clearly have been punished now Guy! LOL.
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
13 Sep 09
Ah ... women always know exactly how to warm the cockles of a man's heart!
• Japan
13 Sep 09
Haha! If she really likes you, she'll get over it. Just make sure you notice the next time she changes ANYTHING!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
13 Sep 09
Very true and I will.
• Japan
13 Sep 09
But jonjee0203, I am a women. Though I admit to having an elephant's memory. :)
@hagirl (1296)
• United States
15 Sep 09
I think than it would be better to leave it alone. Sounds like she knows you well enough to know you did not mean anything negative by your response.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
15 Sep 09
I'm back in her good books now thanks. We're good again.
@dawnald (84075)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Sep 09
Oh horrors, maybe you need to whack yourself with a wet noodle? Meanwhile I'm putting the turtleneck back on...
@p1kef1sh (45638)
15 Sep 09
So cruel. Fortunately I rather like a lady in a sweater or turtleneck! Hee Hee.