Did you hear all that swearing...

@ElicBxn (64169)
United States
March 17, 2011 3:03pm CST
coming from the general direction of Austin Texas? Well, that would be me! Because the cats are OH SO HELPFUL, we had to replace our old exercise bike. They had eaten wires, peed in places they shouldn't've been able to reach and torn great holes in the seat! So, because we really do need to exercise, we went and got another one. Now, this one isn't as fancy as the old one, but all the wires are in the console and the seat isn't made from the same stuff. Still, we had to put it together, which required some major exercise and a fair bit of swearing all on its own. But yesterday, when I was doing the cat boxes, I noticed they were already tearing on the seat and its only been up since SATURDAY!!! So, today I got the plastic out of the car, got my measuring tape and figured out what I needed. That wasn't the bad part, it was the @#$%^&*!!! sewing machine! Well, the sewing machine and the fact that I'm trying to sew on CLEAR PLASTIC! I was doing pretty good up until the last side. Now, remember, this does NOT have a pattern to follow, so I'm rather making it up as I go along! And then the BOBBIN decides it doesn't like it! WELL TOUGH, Mr. Bobbin! A few choice words, some angry scissor work and its DONE! I took it in and covered up the seat! I won't say that those cats aren't creative, and will probably find other things to do to it, but I hope I've foxed them for the moment! So, do you find you have to make things without patterns? How do you handle that when you do?
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@13tyates (1606)
• United States
17 Mar 11
Oh okay so thats what I heard coming from the general area of Fortworth Texas! This sounds exactly like something my cats would do. From tearing up the couch to the little toilet paper fiasco I posted about it seems there si always stuff going on with cats and it is usually not good. I do not believe I have ever made anything crafty to fox my cats out of messing something up but have put lemon juice on the surface among other things! They always seem to find some other way to get around it... sometimes I just have to surrender.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
we keep the bathroom doors shut just because of the TP issue, we keep them out of other places too, but we just don't have any other place to put the bike except in cat space!
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@13tyates (1606)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I know how it feels... limitation of space sucks big time!
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@GardenGerty (169489)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I enjoyed the TP post, but mostly because it was not at my house. I have the "new" recliner all bundled up because of the claws and the droolers.
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@jillhill (37353)
• United States
17 Mar 11
There have been times in the past when I did have to do something without a pattern....or make my own. I know how hard it is to sew somethings on a sewing maching..plastic is one of them so good for you!
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• United States
17 Mar 11
uh, they just don't care....
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• United States
17 Mar 11
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
It wasn't easy and since its clear, it had moments of real frustration!
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@GardenGerty (169489)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I just do it as best as I can. Sometimes it works and other times it does not. I know about those darned cats and certain types of rubber and plastic.
@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I've had plastic over my range for some time and if they pee on it, I can just wipe it off!
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
the roomie's cat, Nino (RIP) did, she had to put a tarp over her bed because of him - brat
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@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I know u are not going to like my response but i'm sort of like u & say what i think. I believe i could break those darn cats from some of their bad habits.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I would LOVE to let you try! when you coming?
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@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
18 Mar 11
I'm afraid can't make that trip. SORRY.
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@cerebellum (3863)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I have not used a sewing machine since Jr. High. I hated it, and the machines seemed to hate me. I ALWAYS had trouble with the bobbin. Just thinking about it I would break out into a sweat. I can't do anything without a pattern. I am not creative enough, and need step by step instructions.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
that sounds like Maggiepie who did drawings and kept a nice notebook because she kept breaking the sewing machines!
@allknowing (153529)
• India
18 Mar 11
Our Pet Lolly - Deserting is worse than destroying things round. Lolly has left us.
My Lolly was the best behaved. I say 'was' because he disappeared which I bet is worse than what you guys are going through - atleast they are still with you. He lived with us for almost 3 years and gave us the best time ever. He reappeared the other day after almost 3 years but my dog has refused to let him in. My heart goes out to him and I am helpless. I was happy however that he has found a female companion. Here is the image.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
18 Mar 11
wow, 3 years... I fix all my cats so they don't go looking for lady friends... we don't need more kittens around here!
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
23 Mar 11
I'm normally not terribly creative but you just gave me what I hope is a great idea. The seat on my exercise bike is REALLY uncomfortable so I think I will cover it in several layers of bubble wrap and just tape the stuff on with duct tape. It might work.
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
23 Mar 11
Tried that. It didn't work. Due to my knees co-operating badly, I knock the cushion askew when I try to get on. I tried a smaller cushion but it did not have the desired effect...I had to sort of try to balance my derrière on the cushion.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
23 Mar 11
or get a cushion and tape it on...
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@moondancer (7431)
• United States
17 Mar 11
LOL, very creative Elic but at times when we have our 4 legged critters we must be. Oh yes I have had to be creative on many occasions.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
well, we do what we have to do, I sometimes think guys do it a bit less - not that they aren't creative, but sometimes they are less than constructively creative...
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@BarBaraPrz (51837)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Mar 11
There's always duct tape...
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
the seat or the cats? I know, the plastic, but sometimes the cats can be tempting!
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@BarBaraPrz (51837)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Mar 11
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@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
1 Apr 11
Sounds just like our two german shepherds out back! They had gotten to my brand new ATV and ate the seat! Hubby had to put a fence at the opening of the storage area to keep them out. We just got my seat fixed and it looks almost like new again but much better looking that what it did look when the dogs got it.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
1 Apr 11
Honestly! sometimes its hard to remember exactly WHY we love those critters!
@dragon54u (31633)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I've had to make covers for things before and it certainly can be frustrating! Especially when the bobbin runs out in the middle of the project! I'm no good with patterns, anyway, I swear the things I make without patterns look better than those I make with one!
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
I made some curtains years ago and I used up about a dozen of my mom's almost empty white thread spools. Probably a few more, she was actually glad to have more space in her sewing box! they weren't perfect, but they did give us privacy!
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 11
I don't sew much, but I do deal with bored, creative, curious and destructive cats a lot!
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
17 Mar 11
destructive is the word for them! there are times when I'm tempted to put the lot outside!
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 11
yeah I can relate (and the kids too)
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@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
18 Mar 11
Sometimes I have, & when I must, it's by guess & by golly. I've made several dresses that I designed, & for which I had to make a pattern--though I have no real idea how professionals do that. I had pretty good luck with them, but no-one will ever accuse me of being a seamstress! Something else I made once, never having seen a pro-made one, was a light box. It's used for several things, such as tracing, & viewing slides. The pro ones haven't got translucent glass, but solid white glass which gently diffuses the light. All I had was a wooden fruit box, a 100 watt light bulb attached to a plug-in cord, & a sheet of clear glass, so I had to remember not to let the light shine up into my eyes & dazzle me! It did the trick, though! A girl I knew years ago once said I was a very resourceful person. Maybe she was correct. I have had to make up a lot of items, either because I couldn't afford the store-bought ones, or because I saw a need for a thing, & had to create it! I think I inherited this trait from my maternal granddad, who was very creative, & who was always coming up with little gadgets for this or that task, as well as cobbling together fun toys for me. My favorite--& I wish I knew what became of it!--was a little kid-sized butter churn that really worked. My grandmother would sit in a rocker on our front porch in the fresh air & rock, allowing the motion to operate the churn. I had a tiny rocker just like hers, & I would do the same with my little churn! Maggiepie "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" ~ Source unknown
@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
18 Mar 11
and then there was that top you tried to make with no side seams...
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
18 Mar 11
it only worked AFTER I tacked up some sides! before that you were threatening to give everyone a show!
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@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
18 Mar 11
Hey, it worked, & that's what mattered! Maggiepie "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" ~ Source unknown
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• United States
5 Apr 11
I make many things without patterns, I guess its because my mom brought me up that way. Some times though I mess, up then have to redo it, then if I mess up again, I will normally take a break for a few days then go back to it. As for the cats, luckily mine doesn't do to bad with things like that, however he loves to play with my balls of yarn. I woke up one morning and found 4 balls of yarn that he had been playing with. The problem was it took me all day long getting the yarn all picked up and untangled, that was a pain in the A$$.
@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
5 Apr 11
and that is why my craft space is a cat free zone, well, as cat free as I can make it... I wasn't taught that way, this making things up is something I've been doing to protect things from the hordes of cats!
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
19 Mar 11
Lol now I know what that noise was I have to admit when something does not go my way and it all goes wrong after that I also use not very nice Language I do hope that you got it all safe now from those little Beggars lol
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
19 Mar 11
it looks good, little monsters will have to work harder now!
@cher913 (25781)
• Canada
24 Mar 11
well i am a paper artist and just go along with what i have in my head. glad your seat cover worked out for you.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
25 Mar 11
I did that with the scrap book I did for Mom's 80th birthday, I want to do another book, but somehow I got involved in this online place that seems to take a LOT of my time...
• United States
30 Mar 11
i usually either work it out,or take apart an older one to make a pattern. either works well.bobbins..rrrr..sometimes they really piss me off. the machine i have doesn't seem to like synthetic thread at all.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
1 Apr 11
I got one with an "auto" tension, and STILL have trouble with the tension!
@jerzgirl (9384)
• United States
19 Mar 11
I made two mouse costumes once without a pattern - well, mostly. I used footie pajama patterns and then created the head coverings (complete with ears) and front "paws" without a pattern. Oh, and a tail that stayed up because it was attached to the back of the neck of the costume. They turned out fantastic. I've never done anything like it since, except for recovering some seat cushions on wood chairs.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
19 Mar 11
I probably wouldn't have tried a costume... I saw costume I really liked where they got camo clothes and hats and put camo mouse ears on them and were "The Mickey Mouse Commandos" it was very fun.
@bellis716 (4799)
• United States
18 Mar 11
I started sewing by making doll dresses without patterns. The first one that I remember, I made the bodice too large. When the dress was finished, it had some unintended decorative tucks in the bodice. You mentioned sewing with clear plastic. Have you tried sewing with clear nylon thread? I usually have no problem with this, but earlier this week, my sewing machine decided to malfunction. I would have to re-thread it every few inches. I finally decided that the tension was off. I must have had to re-thread 10 times before I got it right. Remember that because of the MS, my right hand shakes uncontrollably. I'd finally get the needle threaded with my left hand, but when I'd try to move my hand to grasp the thread end, I'd pull it out of the eye. What brilliant man decided that a sewing machine needle should be threaded front to back instead of the old way, left to right?
@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
18 Mar 11
I don't know, my mom's old machine goes side to side... I have considered that clear stuff and so far passed, I have enough trouble with regular threads!!! Oh, I was using a light gray on this that was better than any other color and just happened to be what was on my machine!
@JenInTN (27514)
• United States
19 Mar 11
I thought I heard some profanity whispering around in the trees when I was outside trying to see that super moon..lol...I can't make anything from a pattern much less without one. I have many talents but sewing isn't one of them..lol.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
19 Mar 11
Sorry about that, I sure was mad at my machine!