Confucius say...

By pgn
@pgntwo (22405)
Derry, Northern Ireland
October 3, 2015 12:29pm CST
...before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare. A truism, if ever there was one. It almost sounds like the one that goes ...wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something. One of my favourites is the one that goes ...friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
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@Inlemay (17712)
• South Africa
8 Oct 15
I love your confusius sayings - I use them often - "many arguments have two sides, but no end"
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@1hopefulman (45111)
• Canada
8 Nov 15
They are all great! I like: 'person who gores to be with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.'
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@1hopefulman (45111)
• Canada
8 Nov 15
@pgntwo Oh my! Yours is even worse than mine. Yikes!
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
8 Nov 15
And: Man who keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
10 Oct 15
It is to our great joy that the one and only @pgnTwo provides us with these "confuciusisms." because that old boy could no longer do so himself. Indeed, his favorite saying of all was likely "Let it never be said..." (however, he might have put it, "Ret it nebel...") Oh, and bye-the-bye, Confucius' belly was non-protrusive, unlike as is portrayed in so many illustrations. He worked out twice weekly on the palerrel bals. (Gleat abs)
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
10 Oct 15
Quite the dapper gent, our Confucius, then. Slight, and bright - or Sright and blight...
@xFiacre (14790)
• Ireland
3 Oct 15
If we all just keep it shut and we should be alright.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Oct 15
"Loose lips sink ships"?
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• United States
3 Oct 15
I really got a chuckle from your quotes
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• United States
11 Jun 16
I like them all, but love the last one.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
11 Jun 16
Some are very clever, others are bawdy... Good fun nevertheless.
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• United States
11 Jun 16
@pgntwo Fun and being able to create it is a true asset.
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@valmnz (17095)
• New Zealand
4 Oct 15
Thanks for the giggle before I head to bed!
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@LadyDuck (502573)
• Italy
4 Oct 15
I have not heard any of them before and I like them all.
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