I Don't Have Anything Dangerous

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A post by @PainsOnSlate reminds me that kids do the darnedest things, just as Art Linkletter told us they would. The Girl was a very cautious child, and she would never touch anything she thought might harm her, The Boy was the complete opposite and was always looking for ways to destroy himself. But he was a good boy, and so he always felt the need to check with me. He'd try to get me to comment on his actions, so he could gauge how dangerous they were. For instance, he might come to me with his hands behind his back and say: "I don't have anything in my hands". "What don't you have in your hands?" I would ask. "I don't have a knife", he might reply. And of course, he did have a regular table knife, but still a knife. If he told me he didn't have something, it meant that he did have it and I needed to pounce on the situation. Sometimes, he didn't have a screwdriver and other times he didn't have a manged fingernail from putting his finger into the fan after I had warned him not to. And yet, he was a good kid. Some little part of his conscience plagued him until he confessed all while denying it, so that I had an opportunity to object or approve. Of course, The Girl was an angel who never did anything dangerous. At least, I never saw her do it. She has since confessed to me the many dangerous things that she and her friends did that I never knew about. Somehow, the fact that it was over and done in the past and she was standing in front of me alive, telling me about them, did nothing to prevent some backlash trauma. I must admit that I preferred The Boy's method of confessing before committing the deed. Did your kids do dangerous things and did they tell you about them before of after they did them?