What Would You Say to the Wicked Witch?
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
November 7, 2015 1:48pm CST
You have been whisked to the Land of OZ. You are face to face with the Wicked Witch. What would you say to her? Here are a couple suggestions:
1. You look exhausted. How would you like to have a little drink?
2. Have you seen my pet monkey? He's a bit flighty.
3. You seem so angry. Why do you appear to be so fired up?
4. Could I hop on your broomstick, and fly me back to Reno?
That's a few ideas. Care to add to this?
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6 responses
@poehere (15123)
• French Polynesia
8 Nov 15
Well she is green from what I remember. You can ask her if she is ill and needs to lay down for a spill.
@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
8 Nov 15
You picked all the good ones. All I can think of is - You missed a spot with your green make-up.
