Bird crap and wicked thoughts
By sofs
@sofssu (23660)
November 17, 2015 8:22pm CST
This morning as I got out of the house to take a look at the plants I had planted on the sides of our lane I had a bird crap on my head as it was flying..
This thought came to me.. I wish I was a bird I could fly all around look at the beauty of nature and revel in it.. Then a wicked thought crept into my mind.. I could also crap on people who annoy me and give them a taste of how it feels..
Do you sometimes get such wicked thoughts? How do you manage them? I for one have to chase it out of my head immediately.. 
These things can take a life of their own.
I am careful about what kind of thoughts I let in.
These things can take a life of their own.
I am careful about what kind of thoughts I let in.11 people like this
12 responses
@TheHorse (238364)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Nov 15
I have a very occasional fantasy that I stole from a friend in college. I wish I had a flamethrower. Texting driver? Flamethrower. You want my money, mugger? Flamethrower. Obnoxious, entitled suburban lady abusing the $10 hour worker? Flamethrower. Of curse, nobody is hurt (somehow). I just love the visuals.
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@cahaya1983 (11116)
• Malaysia
18 Nov 15
Uh oh. But do you know in some cultures they think that's a sign of good luck? I don't know why though.
I guess I'm like you, I immediately chase wicked thoughts out of my mind. Don't want to get myself in trouble, haha.
I guess I'm like you, I immediately chase wicked thoughts out of my mind. Don't want to get myself in trouble, haha.2 people like this
@sofssu (23660)
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18 Nov 15
@cahaya1983 Good luck? Bird crap? Hmm .. somethinking that is.. how on earth can poop on your head be good? Superstitions are really crazy.
Glad to know that you don't let negative thoughts hang around too much.. Its good to be aware of the thoughts you think and develop a positive mindset.
Glad to know that you don't let negative thoughts hang around too much.. Its good to be aware of the thoughts you think and develop a positive mindset.2 people like this
@allknowing (153529)
• India
18 Nov 15
How can myLotters ever keep such thoughts as if those thoughts put here they would all be deleted 
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@sofssu (23660)
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18 Nov 15
@allknowing This isn't about mylot I was talking about my mind.. Looks like you have wicked thoughts now.
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@allknowing (153529)
• India
18 Nov 15
@sofssu myLot teaches us to keep those wicked toughts to ourselves
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@sofssu (23660)
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18 Nov 15
@Cristi_Ichim LOL Your comments are getting really short .. I wonder if something has happened to make you reply in monosyllables. Just kidding
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@sofssu (23660)
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18 Nov 15
@Cristi_Ichim Ugh? That is all.. don't you get wicked thoughts ever?
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
18 Nov 15
awe you got bombed! I remember a cartoon once, with birds seeing people as those with bulls eyes on their heads
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@sofssu (23660)
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18 Nov 15
@Jessicalynnt Yup I got bombed.. Luckily, it was time to wash my hair anyways. ,
Luckily, it was time to wash my hair anyways. ,1 person likes this
@sofssu (23660)
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19 Nov 15
@Jessicalynnt That is what I meant.. I was anyways going to wash my hair later in the day.. the bird made me do it a few hours ahead of schedule.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
19 Nov 15
@sofssu that's a moot point. Bird poop will always equal hair washing time, LOL, I assume you meant it was time anyways?
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@fawkes62 (1276)
• United States
18 Nov 15
I hate it when a bird craps on my head. It's happened a few times and usually all I think is "great, now I have to take another shower." A wicked thought at that time would at least make it not so annoying that I got crapped on by a bird.
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