Could Santa be a Criminal?

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Santa is a man, a legend, admired by children around the world and capturing the dashed hopes of children long grown up.He embodies the spirit of giving and brings great joy to believers young and old. But, could he possibly be a criminal? He seems guilty of many abuses and dereliction of duty to his workers. Here is a look at the political correctness view of Santa. 1. Animal abuse Santa is most of all, an animal abuser. Consider the plight of the poor reindeer. They work a long shift with no breaks to eat hay or rest. They are expected to fly, something that does not seem normal for reindeer to do. Have they ever been examined by a veterinarian? Do they get rabies shots and inoculations against reindeer diseases? What are their living quarters like? Where does Santa get hay and grain to feed them in that frozen land? No one knows. They have to land on millions of rooftops that may, or may not, be capable of bearing that much weight. Is it safe for them? 3. Worker exploitation The elf workers are unpaid and cut off from the world. The work all the time making toys. There is no safety equipment, no vacations, no sick pay and elves are unable to change professions. A brave journalist endured danger to bring us the social action cartoon about an elf who wanted to be a dentist. Who knows? 4. Breaking and Entering Santa is well known for breaking into millions of houses around the world. He has the most advanced B&E techniques in the world. He can go into a chimney in a flash dragging his bag of toys behind him. So far, he has not gone into a chimney with a fire but luck often runs out. Christmas time is winter time in much of the world. 5. Suspicious Activity with Children Could Santa be a child abuser? It has long been rumored that Santa brings coal to boys and girls that he considers bad. He breaks hearts and promises by not bringing some children the things that lived in their dreams for the whole year. Some children get mountains of presents while others barely get a treat with dinner. Others don’t get dinner at all. He is a poor example for children to follow. His overweight body, ample facial hair, and his close physical contact with millions of children in malls and parties around the world could be misinterpreted. Santa smokes a pipe, making children want to emulate him and start a dangerous habit for life. Also, every year, reports emerge of Santa getting drunk, Santa hauled off by the cops and Santa fighting with others or running off with the charity kettle money. 6. Criminal Surveillance he knows if you have been bad or good The governments of the world have nothing over Santa Claus. Santa blatantly ignores privacy laws and in voyeuristic fashion spies on the little children of the world. 7. Spousal Abuse What about Mrs. Claus? Do we know her name? She is cut off from her relatives and has no friends. That is a classic sign of an abused woman. What does she do with her time? This is an attempt to look at the other side of Santa. Years ago, none of these things would be a problem. Now political correctness has taken over and Santa does not make the grade. That is Santa, the man. Remember, he represents the spirit of giving which we should all culltivate.