Be careful who you follow here at myLot
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
January 9, 2016 8:26am CST
You need to be very careful about following people here.
At first, I was just indiscriminately following everyone.
Followed one guy into a bank...he was a robber...had a heck of a time explaining that one to the police.
Then I was following this one chick...and she freaked out and thought I was stalking her...so I had to deal with the cops again.
And then I was following someone, and they led me into the woods, and we got lost...and had to call the police to rescue us...and wouldn't you know, it was the same two cops from the other times. 
So now there's this big file on me at the police station. 
So be sure you don't follow the wrong people. 
So now there's this big file on me at the police station.
So be sure you don't follow the wrong people. 25 people like this
20 responses
@mysdianait (66005)
• Italy
9 Jan 16
If you don't follow though, you might miss out on something 
You were really unlucky on those occasions that you mention 
You were really unlucky on those occasions that you mention 7 people like this
@mysdianait (66005)
• Italy
9 Jan 16
@JolietJake Especially if you don't speak French 
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@JolietJake (50190)
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9 Jan 16
I tried following topffer but they kept speaking in French and I figured I better stop agreeing to everything they said
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@topffer (42155)
• France
9 Jan 16
@JolietJake I am tempted to tell you a few 4 letters words in French.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
9 Jan 16
I feel as though you and @UncleJoe are related somehow. lol
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
9 Jan 16
@Marilynda1225 right! I was like, but this isn't joe!
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@Marilynda1225 (84990)
• United States
9 Jan 16
Actually I thought the same thing until I saw Uncle Joe responded. Maybe he has a twin?
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.@topffer (42155)
• France
9 Jan 16
@JolietJake Not a brain-taser : you just need to wear also rubber boots to avoid electrocution.
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@JolietJake (50190)
•
9 Jan 16
Yeah...I tried a bullet-proof vest and they shot me with a taser instead...that sucked
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@JolietJake (50190)
•
9 Jan 16
That option was never intended for your own posts in the first place, it was to share posts you found interesting with people that may not have been following the writer
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@Marilynda1225 (84990)
• United States
9 Jan 16
It can be a dangerous world out there if you follow the wrong people
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@JolietJake (50190)
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9 Jan 16
You'd think they'd have a 'caution do not follow' sign on their back or something
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@LovingMyBabies (85296)
• Valdosta, Georgia
9 Jan 16
You can follow me anytime you want and I wont get you in any trouble at all. 
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
11 Jan 16
It's all worse if you follow people into toilets
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@JolietJake (50190)
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11 Jan 16
Yeah, I followed this chick into one once...boy, did I catch hell when her boyfriend found out
@crazyhorseladycx (39504)
• United States
13 Jan 16
they don't call ya 'tater salad', do they? ;)
yepperz, aint wise jest to follow blindly coz ya jest ne'er know what's lurkin' down that dark alley.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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13 Jan 16
I actually have a friend on facebook that nicknamed me 'tater'
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@1creekgirl (43741)
• United States
9 Jan 16
I know I'm taking a chance here, but I'm now following you. Don't head for any banks.
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@akalinus (44301)
• United States
9 Jan 16
I will follow people that show an interest in what I wrote or if I like the things they write about. You can always unfollow someone here if they are not who you thought they were, if they are dishonest or treat you wrong.
@Ponder243 (197)
• United States
9 Jan 16
Enjoyed a good chuckle here this morning! Thanks for that! \0/
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
10 Jan 16
..now that was funny..love to see the funny ones making me laugh even though i need a life and living by myself i'm sure i can do that but who knows who is watching me?..hahah1 person likes this
@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
10 Jan 16
I am always followed--- by my own shadow.
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@righttotheheart (226)
• Delhi, India
10 Jan 16
hahahaha... good one! you made me laugh!!
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