myLot Newsflash...

By JJ

@JolietJake (50190)

January 10, 2016 8:11am CST

(AP) DEADLY INTERNET CRASH KILLS THOUSANDS An unexpected Internet crash was responsible for the horrendous deaths of many yesterday. At 3:42 PM CST, a server went down just outside of Fukmiluk Alobama. Thousands of people on the Internet at the time were fatally injured in the crash. Local, State, and Federal officials are investigating the crash, but have yet to determine the cause.

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@topffer (42155)

• France

10 Jan 16

You forgot to tell that the authorities are expecting a baby boom among the survivors in 9 months.

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@Rosekitty (19368)

• San Marcos, Texas

10 Jan 16

@topffer ..hahahah that is funny hun..can't wait to hear the total born

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@mysdianait (66005)

• Italy

10 Jan 16

Crash?

It's a long time since I heard anythig about him. Was he caught and arrested?

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@DaddyEvil (153612)

• United States

31 Jan 16

Well, I could tell you why this one did so poorly, JJ....

My opinion, at least....

@Shiva49 (27404)

• Singapore

10 Jan 16

So many ways to get killed! siva

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muchiri samuel g

@sammyflowerboy (126)

• Nairobi, Kenya

11 Jan 16

Hahahaa.... Should we anticipate a crash here too?

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