Am I too sexy for MyLot?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205771)
Walnut Creek, California
February 27, 2016 1:08pm CST
OK, The Horse is mad now. If I were rich, I'd be rich, sexy and mean. Both of my posts about my in-class experiment concerning what men and women really look in their loved ones were deleted by the site owner (not Alex) because the photo I used of a friend with her hair hanging down (no naughty bits showing) was deemed too provocative.
As revenge, I'm attaching a sexy photo of me. My legs are like pistons, gliding me powerfully yet gracefully under fly balls. My feet smell of ambrosia and nectar, with a hint of new boot aroma. If this post is deleted because I'm simply too sexy for myLot, I'm going to do a post with a picture of my favorite all-time female with her naked tush showing! You can only imagine.
By the way, both men and women (in my in-class anonymous study) preferred sense of humor and intelligence over any particular physical attributes. Should humor and intelligence be deemed too sexy for myLot? The top physical attributes were eyes and smiles, not breasts or big muscles or anything like that.
Now stare at my sexy legs and feet until you are consumed by a spontaneous frenzy. Vengeance will be mine!
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27 responses
@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
27 Feb 16
I am fantasizing over your shoes. They are suede and I love suede. I imagine running my hand over the gentle curves, maybe buffing it with that little brass brush - so shiny and with the bristles expertly crimped - until the knap rises and all the dirt and shiny spots are gone! 
Shhh! Stop it, Mr. O! 
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@Drosophila (16573)
• Ireland
28 Feb 16
Lol ha! I was right about the results of your research woot
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@Drosophila (16573)
• Ireland
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse what's the age of your students?
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
@Drosophila I present some information and then let the class ask each other anonymous questions about sexuality and dating. It's always pretty much fun. And further stereotypes are broken.
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Did you go to his other posts? I did...@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Control yourself, @Vandetta7. But yes, I am aware of my powers. I have to tell my friend that she was too sexy for MyLot. She will laugh.
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@cherriefic (10400)
• Philippines
28 Feb 16
I like the boots.Don't worry, your post should stay here.
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
28 Feb 16
ode to new boot. lol, the comments.... I may have to add you to do, do not drink while reading list.
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse this post really does. but you are right, I do not need to be inhaling my drinks during laughter lol
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Mar 16
@Jessicalynnt I'm glad you found this post and its comments amusing. We're covering sexuality itself next week. Should be interesting.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Feb 16
dang the luck'f it all, hon. i didn't find such offense neither 'n ya know i'm purty easily offended these days with my one, delicate remainin' feelin'.
delighted to hear that folks say they aint so interested 'n that outer package that's promoted like cotton candy'n writin' places such's these...all faked out, surgically enhanced 'n all that pitiful jazz. hmm, wonder if'n they'll delete me fer such a response? if'n so, so be it.
love yer new boots, btw.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse :D i'm sure it was, hon. it's most refeshin' to see that perhaps many're lookin' more fer what's important'n shall last a lifetime.
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@whiteream (8567)
• United States
28 Feb 16
why don't you just use another photo?
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Feb 16
@whiteream Are those things suede? Andyway, I do like them.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
28 Feb 16
Looks oddly similar to my post when I posted a shot of myself. Nice boots by the way.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
29 Feb 16
@TheHorse I did it's called Dreaming of a Lazy Day. You actually commented on that post.
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@teamfreak16 (43421)
• Denver, Colorado
27 Feb 16
Well, the boots are really cool.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
28 Feb 16
I am breaking out in a sweat, hid those feet you fiend!!! How dare you tease me this way!! lol
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse Well all I can say is I am 65 years old and if my heart gives out you are going to feel pretty guilty!! 
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