Just not a smiley kind of guy...

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
March 4, 2016 11:57am CST
I get a lot of the 'you need to smile more' type comments here. In fact, I've got them everywhere...all my life pretty much. Truthfully, I do smile occasionally...I've even been known to laugh once or twice a year. But a smile is not my normal look. It's not really a frown either...if you saw one of those, you'd probably die right then and there from the sheer horror of it. But I'm just not much of a smiler. If you do happen to see me smiling...and showing my teeth...it probably means I am getting ready to use them to tear out someone's throat. Besides, God only allotted a limited number of smiles for use by the human race...the fewer I use, the more are available for you. Yep...that's my story and I'm sticking to it...
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 Mar 16
Now that's a picture well worth a thousand words.. .
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
Yeah...he looks like those authors at the back of book...
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 Mar 16
@vandana7 That too, 'cept it's on myLot that he's achieved those giddy heights!
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@JolietJake (50190)
4 Mar 16
Then why did you only type nine of them?
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• United States
4 Mar 16
I love this photo image of you JJ. You look at peace. And comfortable in your own skin. Yeah.
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@JolietJake (50190)
4 Mar 16
Bought a new webcam this morning and was adjusting the settings on it, think I have it about how I want it
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• United States
4 Mar 16
@JolietJake The light is perfect and all in this one. Looks fine to me.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 Mar 16
@JolietJake That explains it...
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
4 Mar 16
Maybe you are just a "thoughtful" person.Don't feel bad. I have the opposite problem. My mouth just relaxes into a smile. You do not know how hard it is to get people to believe you are mad when you look like you are smiling. LOL
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
5 Mar 16
@1creekgirl I had a problem with that too. I would have to hide to keep a straight face so I could yell at them. They can be so funny though.
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@1creekgirl (43835)
• United States
5 Mar 16
When my son was little, he could always make me laugh when I was fussing at him. I'd tell him, "I might be laughing, but you're still in trouble."
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@rosekiss (30413)
• Eugene, Oregon
4 Mar 16
What a great photo. You don't have to smile if you don't want to. I don't always smile either, as I don't like to all that much, and when I do, I smile with my mouth closed which isn't all that good of a smile, but that is all that anyone is going to get.
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@rosekiss (30413)
• Eugene, Oregon
4 Mar 16
@JolietJake My closed smile isn't much either, but that is the only smile I will do. It does look dorky, but hey, it is all I have.
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
@JolietJake ..Signs of a Miser..
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@JolietJake (50190)
4 Mar 16
My normal 'smile' is pretty much a slight upturn to the corners of my mouth
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
The picture looks like some famous painter has painted it...well...monalisa had problems in full smile...what would be male version of monalisa?
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
5 Mar 16
@JolietJake ...bro ..I was just reading this, and I thought of it in Hindi...its meaning would be "Mika the tall" - Seriously...ask any Indian...
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@JolietJake (50190)
4 Mar 16
Mikalamba?
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
4 Mar 16
Love your mustache.
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
What is it with you guys...always looking at beards and mustaches....I thought it is girl's right to say whether it is tolerable or not..
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
@thesids ...but we get to be vocal...you guy's gotta hide those emotions...
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
4 Mar 16
@vandana7 I wanted to have that kind of mustache on me. But somehow, I cannot even try it now... my li'l angel might find it rough for her tender skin... so you see, somewhere, a girl is involved here too
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@alchemistrx (2547)
• Philippines
4 Mar 16
Its your life. I was wondering what are you wondering, wonder JJ?
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@kaka135 (14970)
• Malaysia
4 Mar 16
Yes, I think it's always good to just be ourselves, a smiler or not, it doesn't really matter. But, your words did make me smile. Your photo looks great!
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@dodo19 (47362)
• Beaconsfield, Quebec
4 Mar 16
Don't smile if it's not you. Honestly, I love the picture. It's really great. It's nice just as it is. No smiles needed.
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@celticeagle (176935)
• Boise, Idaho
4 Mar 16
Me too! I don't smile much either. Used to be real bad about it. I was horribly shy when I was young. Now I just have a real bad attitude.
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@crossbones27 (50918)
• Mojave, California
4 Mar 16
I am not a smiley guy either and I hate pictures. I do have a couple on Facebook, but that was not put there by me. lol Do like your picture though. Makes you look sophisticated and like you are pontificating about life. You do not need to smile to have happy thoughts. lol
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@louievill (28849)
• Philippines
4 Mar 16
" The smile that launched a thousand ships" ( In fright)
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@Tampa_girl7 (52853)
• United States
4 Mar 16
I am not much of a smiler either. Funny thing is, I love a good and genuine smile. My husband's smile is one of the things that drew me to him.
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@vandana7 (102134)
• India
4 Mar 16
I am fine with any preferably in the morning.
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@rashkhan (142)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 16
From what I can see in you discussion, I can see a smile, a laugh, a woot and a devilish grin...That should do for 6 months I guess. Jokes apart, its your life, you can express it the way u want. Anyway thankyou for making more smiles available for us.
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@AmbiePam (100388)
• United States
5 Mar 16
I got tired of being called Smiley as a child and teenager. I was a sad kid, and I guess the sarcastic nickname was amusing to those who used it.
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@JolietJake (50190)
5 Mar 16
I got tired of being called 'Rat' (last name Ratcliffe)...I finally started getting rude with people about it around 15 years ago...I can't help it I've got a pointy nose and whiskers
@JolietJake (50190)
5 Mar 16
I'll start calling you AmbiePatch
@allknowing (149441)
• India
5 Mar 16
'Smile' does not suit everyone. There is more to it than meets the eye.
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• United States
5 Mar 16
It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown, but who the heck cares!
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• United States
5 Mar 16
@JolietJake Maybe just a little 'smirk'?
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@JolietJake (50190)
5 Mar 16
I don't use any muscles, because I neither smile nor frown, I am just there
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@amnabas (14884)
• Karachi, Pakistan
4 Mar 16
Well this is what @PhredWreck looks like
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Mar 16
Considering some of the things you've been through @JolietJake , smiling would not have been at the top of the list. Maybe Scar can help you out with that.
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@JolietJake (50190)
5 Mar 16
He does, except when he's doing his best to irritate the heck out of me
@Dextoi (1845)
• Philippines
28 Mar 16
That's alright @JolietJake It's just honesty. I'm the kind of guy that smiles a lot though. But not all of my smiles mean i'm alright. It might also mean that "Okay, i'll let your mistake go (for now)". I might smile but in my mind I already gave someone an uppercut right on the nose.
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