....So....I gave birth to a fish....

Perth, Australia
April 6, 2016 2:23am CST
Not just any fish. But an Angler fish. Ya know those deep sea freaks of nature with the light dangling from their heads? Yep. That. Thank goodness, this was only a dream! It wasn't exactly like the one pictured. This one was more slimy but who cares! I had a fish sliding out of my hoo haa! The dream was me standing in my bathroom getting ready for a shower until I noticed something coming out of me. I started freaking out and screaming while it came out and flopped onto the floor. After that, a friggen eye ball popped out! I woke up feeling so grossed out and confused that I quickly took my blanket off to check my down under ( HA. 2 jokes in 1 ). So, can anyone tell me what the hell that was all about? If not, have you ever dreamed of something similar or anything that freaked / grossed you out?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
Oh girl! Let me catch my breath! Yeah! I am good. I am good whew lol *throat clearing* Yeah I am sober now! And I have only one thing to say. WTF??
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
6 Apr 16
Really sober?
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
7 Apr 16
@Daljinder .. I am going to call @artemeis here because she needs to know repercussions of the other day debacle.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
@vandana7 LOL I meant not laughing anymore. Well trying not to atleast.
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
6 Apr 16
You may be surprised what dream interpretation could mean. It means end of your worries or receipt of wealth. Take your pick. lol
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
6 Apr 16
@Daljinder ...Well, I searched and something to that effect came up...I forgot to pick the link. Why, you want to start dreaming of giving birth to a fish?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
@vandana7 LOL Noooo... The last weird dream I had was enough! You read that nonsense of a dream post remember?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
Does it really mean either of those things? Or you just wrote them as an example?
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
6 Apr 16
What a nightmare that was and no I have never dreamed anything like that. It sure has some sharp looking teeth, yuck.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@gofsey Good Question maybe so we can see it.
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• Perth, Australia
12 Apr 16
@Marcyaz It was horrible. Pretty funny now but at the time, I felt a little sick to my stomach after I woke lol
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@gofsey (1911)
• Madurai, India
9 Apr 16
Wonder what the headlight is for!
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
6 Apr 16
Now we know whom to sue in case those Jaws Movies become a reality I have had many horrible nightmares and even today I do have them (make me feel scared to sleep at times) but none of them has been so ... whatever.
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
6 Apr 16
@Daljinder They wont allow me in my birth suit yet
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
Lawsuit from A-Gent 008!
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
7 Apr 16
@thesids Because only DE is allowed to do that. Ask anyone.
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@avi256 (8515)
• Pune, India
6 Apr 16
I have got few freaked out dreams which I dont remember now, but the kind of reaction was more or less same.
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• Perth, Australia
12 Apr 16
Yeah dreams can have that affect. But I guess I'd rather be freaked out than have a scary nightmare.Those really aren't any fun at all.
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• Perth, Australia
13 Apr 16
@avi256 Yeah quite often actually. In fact 2 nights ago, I was laying down and I think I fell asleep for like 1 minute. I had a really quick dream that I slipped and was falling down stairs lol and I quickly woke up with a jolt. Felt like I did fall. Such a weird feeling when that happens.
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@avi256 (8515)
• Pune, India
12 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 Have you ever felt like you are falling or slipped and your body actually felt that while in dream?
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@josie_ (10033)
• Philippines
6 Apr 16
I wouldn't want that slimy creature between my you know what even in my dream, and those sharp teeth. yikes! A young women here in the Philippines once claim she gave birth to a fish. She place it in a bowl and even gave it a name. Of course the woman was mentally unstable.But it attracted a lot of the curious and gullible.
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• Perth, Australia
6 Apr 16
lol yeah that story sure sounds fishy to me! I hope she is doing better now though with all jokes aside.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
@josie_ *shudder* Yeah! Don't want anything fishy down there.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 OMG! Sharp teeths!!! Did you need stitches?
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@Orson_Kart (8273)
• United Kingdom
16 Apr 16
It's a well known fact that women can smell of fish down there, so I am not surprised that you dreamt you gave birth to a fish. What I am surprised at is the type of fish. I thought a tuna or salmon was the more likely 'birth' I've often dreamt I had a massive eel in my pjs, only to wake and find it wasn't a dream.
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• United Kingdom
17 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 I could say 12 inches, but I don't get to use it as a rule.
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• Perth, Australia
17 Apr 16
HAHA ah I see what ya did there. Massive you say huh? lol ok if you say so.
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@epiffanie (11327)
• Australia
6 Apr 16
Oh that's a slimy dream indeed! .. Maybe you hate fish? .. or you have been watching extreme fishing show? ..
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• Perth, Australia
6 Apr 16
I do hate fish! I really do! Like I mean, they are cool creatures but I don't eat them and they just freak me out. I wasn't watching anything on TV about fish. Unless it was from me reading a discussion @TRBRocks420 posted since he is often giving us awesome facts about animals. Maybe this is your fault @TRBRocks420 haha joking.
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• Perth, Australia
12 Apr 16
@TRBRocks420 HAHA! Well that's true!
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
6 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 I agree he is to blame. He is friggen MyLot's personal Nat Geo and Discovery channel. Bringing cool facts and all!
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@iamshane487 (1138)
• Manila, Philippines
8 Apr 16
Our dreams are sometimes funny. LOL.
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• Perth, Australia
8 Apr 16
haha funny and sometimes very odd!
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@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
17 Apr 16
Lol - I don't think I'd like to be inside your head!!
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• Perth, Australia
17 Apr 16
haha that's what my dad says sometimes!
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• Otis Orchards, Washington
6 Apr 16
The first thought that came to my mind–I'm not a dream analyst–was you were dating someone who turned out to be a real slimy, undesirable character and the dream was telling you what kind of baby you would have if he got you pregnant. Then again it could have just been a corny dream that didn't mean anything other than fish gross you out. It will be interesting to know if you become wealthy as some of the comments claim. But I would think if that were the case the fish would not have been such an ugly fish (unless you became rich by doing something dishonest).
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• Otis Orchards, Washington
13 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 If you have had dreams about other things you don't like about yourself then that could very well be it. I don't see anything wrong with your smile. And you're a long ways from being ugly. I'm surprise you don't have men beating a path to your door wanting to take you out on a date.
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• Perth, Australia
14 Apr 16
@Daljinder Which are?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
13 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 Your boyfriend may not have any..... but I do have complains for you!
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• Minneapolis, Minnesota
6 Apr 16
Love your picture to your post, the Angeler fish is my favorite so mysterious and scary looking.
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• United Kingdom
16 Apr 16
Does it taste like chicken?
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• Minneapolis, Minnesota
8 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 I love the odd mysterious things, that fish is pretty awesome
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• Perth, Australia
8 Apr 16
lol yeah I remember learning about them when I was in primary school. They are scary looking as hell but so interesting.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
6 Apr 16
Not sure what that was about, but way freaky to say the least.
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• Perth, Australia
12 Apr 16
Definitely lol Freaked the hell out of me.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
12 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 I bet it did lol. I never remember my dreams.
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• Perth, Australia
13 Apr 16
@fishtiger58 I've known a few people who never remember their dreams. Do you wish you could? Or it doesn't really bother you?
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@gofsey (1911)
• Madurai, India
9 Apr 16
There were reports that an angler fish escaped from the aquarium. It likes women's underwear. It has teleportation powers. But that cannot be your fish.
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• Perth, Australia
12 Apr 16
haha oh my god! Too funny.
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@gofsey (1911)
• Madurai, India
12 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 That guy has no headlights! He uses a torchlight.
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@OneOfMany (12150)
• United States
28 Apr 16
Maybe you were watching too much hentai one night and fell asleep with it still in your head? After all, that kind of thing wouldn't be unusual in that kind of world. Being male I haven't dreamt of giving birth as a female, but I have had some weird dreams that can't really be discussed here. It involves being female during a certain act in a dream, and reverting to a male form... Well, it's not as bad as the imagination would make it, but it was still a ruining moment to what had been a good dream up to that point.
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@OneOfMany (12150)
• United States
28 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 It's like anime but the adult version. The x-rated kind. :P
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• Perth, Australia
28 Apr 16
@OneOfMany ooooh lol ok no I don't watch that.
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• Perth, Australia
28 Apr 16
@OneOfMany What is hentai? Your dream sounds pretty....interesting lol
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@Fleura (35037)
• United Kingdom
27 May 16
Lucky it wasn't one of those really spiky fish - ouch!
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@Fleura (35037)
• United Kingdom
7 Jun 16
@VivaLaDani13 What a horrible thought - especially when the spines break off and get stuck...
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• Perth, Australia
1 Jun 16
lol yeah like those sea urchins? haha That would be so painful!
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@JESSY3236 (22245)
• United States
14 Apr 16
None of my dreams lately were gross. But I have had some weird ones. Last night I dreamed that a guy came to live with us. But the guy first was a white guy, then he turned black.
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• Perth, Australia
15 Apr 16
haha I wonder what the heck that was all about. How odd.
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• Philippines
15 Jun 16
I don't know what to say. I haven't had nightmares lately so it means to say that I'm happy.
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• Perth, Australia
15 Jun 16
@rachz_kisses That's really good then.
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