Defense against the zombie hordes with desk items, go!
By Jekca
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
Centralia, Missouri
April 9, 2016 4:34pm CST
Look to your immediate left, make note of the closest item. Now look to your right and make note of the closest item.
These shall be your defense against the zombies.
I have a pen, and a notebook. I guess those are my sword and shield. Seems a bit flimsy to protect from the hordes. Ha! Maybe I will be safe somewhere writing up "How To Survive" guides from the safety of my lair.
What about you? What are you going to be defending with and how in the world are you going to use it?
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Apr 16
hmm, well maybe zombies are afriad of hand wacks with a ruler too.
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@JudyEv (382325)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Apr 16
@Jessicalynnt My zombies are. :)
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@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
9 Apr 16
I'll whack a zombie with a wet noodle. That ought to do it.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Apr 16
maybe it will confuse that with brains or guts
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@Tampa_girl7 (54718)
• United States
11 Apr 16
I will throw a bucket of water on them so they can melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
11 Apr 16
lol, if zombies melted the movies totally need to change their strategies
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Apr 16
and how are you going to use them? hehehe
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
11 Apr 16
@KristenH go you! that gives you time to go get a broom or a shovel for better swatting and poking
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@KristenH (33591)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
10 Apr 16
@Jessicalynnt I'll throw my printer paper and toss my notebooks at them. I'll also lift my printer to bash it on their heads. 
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
9 Apr 16
A speaker box, and a tv remote. Maybe I can turn the volume up to a deafening level on the speaker, Maybe hit the pause button on the remote to stop them in time???
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Apr 16
the tv sound could muffle your own sound as you run to hide
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
10 Apr 16
Ooooh! I have a juicer on my left and a bottle of water. Right side there is nothing but a wall. So, fancy a zombie smoothie? 
I will mail it to you. 
I will mail it to you. 2 people like this
@DaddyEvil (174590)
• United States
12 Apr 16
Eww! You just grossed me out, @Daljinder ! 
You'd actually share your zombie smoothie with @Jessicalynnt ? Gross! 
I had to come up with something, didn't I? 
You'd actually share your zombie smoothie with @Jessicalynnt ? Gross!
I had to come up with something, didn't I? 2 people like this
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Apr 16
oh gross! I am going to think zombie smoothie now anytime I see one of those gross green gloppy smoothies, ahahahahaha
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
12 Apr 16
@Jessicalynnt LOL I had just prepared banana milkshake when I read this post.
And found a zombie flinged my way by you.
I had to somehow defend myself from zombie didn't I? 
It didn't hurt that it got you in the process too. 
And found a zombie flinged my way by you.
I had to somehow defend myself from zombie didn't I?
It didn't hurt that it got you in the process too. 2 people like this
@kevin1877uk (36987)
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12 Apr 16
HELP!! I'm done for, to my right I have paper, to my left an empty coffee mug :(
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@kevin1877uk (36987)
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12 Apr 16
@Jessicalynnt Lol Hmm the page seem useless because time, the letters get to where they are going it well be too late. The coffee is now filled with coffee once again, but if I have to break it I will.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
12 Apr 16
@kevin1877uk maybe coffee will work as some kind of smell confuser so the zombies wont be able to locate you
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
12 Apr 16
can bash the coffe mug and make sharp shards to stab things in the eye, The paper could get used to um, write letters asking for help? lol
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
10 Apr 16
My book case is to my left and the first book I saw was the complete works of Oscar Wilde, while on my window sill to the right there sits a Star Trek Mr Spock action figure so unless zombies can be killed with witty comments or a Vulcan neck pinch I'm doomed.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Apr 16
break the bookcase, take a shelf to bludgeon with, use the books to start fires or combat boredom, and um, spock? I got nothing lol
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@DaddyEvil (174590)
• United States
12 Apr 16
Oh, CRAP! On my left is a single wrapped candy... Plain caramel. On my right is my cell phone.
Uhm... unless the zombie attacking me is having sugar withdrawals, I am screwed! I suppose I could call for help and offer the piece of candy as their reward for rescuing me? LOL! (I am probably screwed again, huh?)
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@DaddyEvil (174590)
• United States
12 Apr 16
@Daljinder LOL! That might work, DJ, IF I actually had music on my phone! I guess I could see if there is a signal and stream music for the zombies!
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
12 Apr 16
Ooooh! I can work with that DE. Unwrap that candy, aim it at the zombie's mouth and throw it in its mouth. That would confuse/ distract him for a moment. Take advantage of that and make a run for it.
Don't forget your cell phone. Find a place to put the phone. Make sure you had it playing music on repeat at maximum volume. After that sneak out of there before any zombie notice you.
Zombies are attracted by noises. So, all the zombies within hearing distance of the music would start moving towards the sound. Giving you more time to escape.
Then out you go on your merry way!
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@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
23 Jun 16
Great topic. Sorry I missed this one. I guess I'll have a keyboard in my left hand. My right hand is more difficult. Do I pick my mouse, which was in my hand, or my cell phone, which was toward the left of my palm, or the ka-bar style fighting knife in its cheat that was right at my fingers?
The keyboard can be thrown at the assailants, or used to fend off grabby hands. The phone could be used for its battery to start a fire. Or the ka-bar could be used for obvious purposes.
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