Now, Don't You Tell Anyone I Told You This...

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Now Don't You Tell Anyone I Told You This... "Gus is messing around over there on the MyLot thing. I kid you not. I got that straight from the one with the user name, 'Velvet Snail'." ----- "You don't say? Some things are mighty hard to believe." "Yeah, well Gus has a way of doing stuff that sane folks, like you and like me, do our digging-best to avoid. Last week Gus told me that he was heading on over to the political convention - said that they were going to give away little paper hats and those blow-whistles where the paper thing shoots out and then it makes some kind of noise." ----- "Oh boy ! That's what that crazy Gus did last year, too - went to a political convention. No paper hats and no blow-whistles. Gus said the only thing he got from last year's political convention was a pimple on his bottom from sitting on a wooden seat in the 90-degree heat. You going to tell me that stuff from 'Velvet Snail' or not?" "I was going to do that, all right, but my mind got sidetracked by all of this stuff about conventions, paper hats, blow-whistles, and pimples. It's not that easy to concentrate on things with all of that side-tracking." ----- "There's Gus, over near the fence. Looks like he just dug himself a fresh hiding hole. I suppose I could go on over and ask him, direct like...' And that's the way it goes whenever you try to get the straight skinny of what is going on in this wacky world. One good rumor is always as good as any other good rumor, and those are never nearly as much fun to hear than are the bad rumors. Furthermore, political conventions are mostly where all of the rumors actually start. Image source: Pixabay dot com