tongue in cheek

Cards you will Never see at Hallmark

@RubyHawk (99367)

Atlanta, Georgia

August 8, 2016 9:29pm CST

I found these little tongue in cheek ditties in a magazine. They gave me a giggle, so I thought they might give you a chuckle. If you didn't have any money I'd still love you. And miss you very much. I've always wanted to have someone to love, someone to hold, After having met you, I've changed my mind. Thanks for being part of my life, I never knew what evil was until I met you. Looking back over the years we were together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?

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@jaboUK (64346)

• United Kingdom

9 Aug 16

Great - I especially loved the first one

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

That is kind of neat. She must be looking for a sugar daddy.

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crazyhorseladycx

@crazyhorseladycx (39503)

• United States

9 Aug 16

love 'em all! heck, i'd put such'n a card fer a choice few folks, lol.

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crazyhorseladycx

@crazyhorseladycx (39503)

• United States

10 Aug 16

@RubyHawk oh, i'm purty outspoken 'n those folks know what i really think, lol. 'd kinda be nice to put such'n writin' though - printed out'n plain english so's there's no misunderstandin' :)

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

That would be kinda fun. let people know what you really think.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

14 Aug 16

@crazyhorseladycx I know what you mean. sometimes the cards do not express our sentiment.

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@jstory07 (148734)

• Roseburg, Oregon

9 Aug 16

I like those sayings and it is so true ypu will never see them in a hallmark card.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

True, but sometimes I see some almost as bad. At my sister's 50th birthday she received some gruesome cards.

Lenore Plassman

@sallypup (69176)

• Centralia, Washington

9 Aug 16

Those laughs remind me of the old country western song Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

So true, that was a good one.

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@TheHorse (238306)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 16

Nope, not exactly Hallmark material.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

Nope, that wouldn't put out anything so crude.

Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

9 Aug 16

You're right, not a Hallmark type ditty, but they are cute nonetheless. They gave me a chuckle. Thanks.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

12 Aug 16

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

14 Aug 16

@just4him can you imagine someone sending such a card?

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

Absolutely not, Nobody would buy them,. well, I don't know somebody might have a grudge and like them.

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@succeednow (1632)

• Singapore

9 Aug 16

@RubyHawk You're right, they are funny. Thanks for sharing.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

Your welcome, glad you liked them.

@LadyDuck (502466)

• Italy

9 Aug 16

Those are funny, surely not the usual Hallmark cards.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

No, Hallmark cards are nice.

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@Tampa_girl7 (54715)

• United States

9 Aug 16

Love them

you made me smile.

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

Thanks @Tampa_girl7 I'm glad.

s sivasubrahmanyam

@shivamani10 (11035)

• Hyderabad, India

9 Aug 16

The first two are very nice..to read. Why don't you try to compose these.lines with a nice voice?

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@RubyHawk (99367)

• Atlanta, Georgia

10 Aug 16

Lol, I don't think so. Thanks for your coment.