How myLot pays you...the definitive explanation

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
December 29, 2016 3:53am CST
I've seen, time and time again, people wondering how they get paid here, and what action creates the most payment, and so on and so forth, so I figured I would finally divulge the secret to earning here. Monkeys, hamsters, and dolphins. You see, each time you press a key when typing a discussion, response, comment, or otherwise showing interest, a group of highly trained monkeys assigns a random value...anywhere between 0.00000000000078940876 to 0.0000000064754...to each keystroke. This helps to ensure that no one will 'break' the earning algorithm, since the 'random' factor may assign different values to the same letter typed twice, for instance, in the word 'look' The first 'o' and the second 'o' will not have the same value, unless by the odds of 1,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 two monkeys randomly type the exact same value in a row. These values are then translated to the myLot computer system by the dolphins via clicks and squeals...kind of like the sounds you get on a phone when you connect to a modem or fax machine. And the entire system is powered by hamsters on wheels. If you don't believe me, just ask @GoAskAlice (Alex)...whom is, in reality, a catfish. Oh...by the way...remember...you are not being paid for your actions...while value is assigned to each of them, that value is then transferred to the person you interacted with, not to your own account. Hope this clears things up....
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@LadyDuck (477969)
• Italy
29 Dec 16
It's very clear I suspect that their computer looks a lot like this.
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@LadyDuck (477969)
• Italy
29 Dec 16
@JolietJake Scar could help to make them hurry up a beat more.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Dec 16
Lovely drawing of a hamster-driven computer there!
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
Yep, that's the one
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@topffer (42155)
• France
29 Dec 16
Pondering on the mystery of the myLot algorithm is one of the worst brain diseases.
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@topffer (42155)
• France
29 Dec 16
@LadyDuck Yup, everybody knows the answer is 10.
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@LadyDuck (477969)
• Italy
29 Dec 16
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
1 + 1 = 11
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
29 Dec 16
You forgot the part that the pigeons, sparrows and squirrels play in all this ... not to mention the badgers and the cougars (only employed very occasionally, 'tis true). Nor can you discount Global Warming, since the whole shebang works in time to an Al Gore Rhythm.
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@LadyDuck (477969)
• Italy
29 Dec 16
Very good one.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
"Al Gore Rhythm"...good one
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
30 Dec 16
@CoralLevang I'm not sure but I'm almost sure that I've seen them lurking!
• United States
29 Dec 16
I never really narrowed it down since I don't see any problems of my earnings & I'd like to think of mylot as for fun! Thank you for clarifying!
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• United States
29 Dec 16
@JolietJake ok where do I start?
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
You should visit the home office sometime and watch it in action, it is simply amazing
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
@infatuatedbby It's in Overland Park Kansas, I can get you directions
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@sishy7 (27166)
• Australia
29 Dec 16
Clear as day light...
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
Go ahead...ask Alex...he'll tell you he is a catfish.
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@sishy7 (27166)
• Australia
29 Dec 16
@JolietJake He is NOT!
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
@sishy7 Ask him...his old avatar even used to be one...
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@shey816 (234)
29 Dec 16
Nosebleed. -kidding ;)
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@averygirl72 (38573)
• Philippines
29 Dec 16
Yeah this is nosebleed for me. I'm still confuse
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
It took many years of careful study to finally figure it out
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@shey816 (234)
29 Dec 16
@JolietJake Glad you did. There'll be no need for me to spend years on it. Thanks! :D
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@BelleStarr (61417)
• United States
29 Dec 16
I understand it perfectly and I am going fishing lol
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Dec 16
Pixabay - brainstorm
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Dec 16
@JolietJake No, no - all dots and crosses are over an i or a t, as they should be... brain-achingly so.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
Did I not go into enough detail?
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• United States
29 Dec 16
Now that makes it all perfectly clear
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@DianneN (247157)
• United States
29 Dec 16
I'm surprised Scar doesn't have a role in all this. Wait! I'm sure he does!
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@DianneN (247157)
• United States
29 Dec 16
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
He is the reason the hamsters keep going...he gets the ones that stop
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@Meramar (2695)
29 Dec 16
All what I have clear is that after reading this I know exactly the same than before reading it. Anyway, mylot pays in different ways: knowledge, friendship and some cents. That's much more than we receive from other sites.
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@responsiveme (22925)
• India
30 Dec 16
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@Amitbhat (59)
30 Dec 16
So if I wanna earn more. I've to make sure that I get more responses right. That's kinda cool. And these dolphins monkeys are like codenames for someone
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@diosabella (4789)
29 Dec 16
woah! my brain just exploded!
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Dec 16
*cleans computer screen*
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29 Dec 16
@JolietJake im so green in here that i have to read your post several times to get it... still not so clear but i think i might be getting it. hahaha i hope!
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
29 Dec 16
a catfish hmmmn, catfishes are nice eats
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
29 Dec 16
Give me at those hamsters. They must be the same ones that the Canada Revenue Agency uses to decide how much tax they want.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
29 Dec 16
Perfect lol
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@MarymargII (12422)
• Toronto, Ontario
30 Dec 16
Oh great now I get it! I wondered if there was any rhyme or reason to it and now you've explained it Thanks!
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
29 Dec 16
I wonder who has to clean up all the poop.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
29 Dec 16
Huh? You lost me at monkeys.lol
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