Translation failed

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
May 26, 2017 6:43am CST
Sometimes, you read a discussion, and you just have to wonder what on Earth are they actually trying to say. I'm not left speechless often, but every once in a while I just have to go "WTF???" Have you ever put teaspoons above your earbuds?
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• United States
26 May 17
If it is not clear to me, I make it up as I go along and may or may not answer. I often speak alien languages.
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
I am fluent in gibberish
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• United States
26 May 17
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• Germany
26 May 17
@JolietJake count me in
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@ilocosboy (45155)
• Philippines
26 May 17
Oh, translation please , I'm lost, what is 'put teaspon above your earbuds?
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• Germany
26 May 17
• Germany
26 May 17
@JolietJake .. Oh I thought you are going to answer him back like "Oh got it wrong then put cotton above your earbuds"
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
I'm not sure, that is what was in the discussion though
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@m_audrey6788 (58470)
• Germany
26 May 17
I have to admit that sometimes I felt the same like you do but because there are points of their long stated discussion that I can relate then I answer it in my best way possible
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• Germany
26 May 17
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
Usually I can make a little sense and get the gist of what they are saying, but one today has left me stupefied
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@louievill (28849)
• Philippines
26 May 17
Now you make sense, just read it and it doesn't make sense
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• Germany
26 May 17
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@louievill (28849)
• Philippines
26 May 17
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
Leaves are a very interesting group of organisms.
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• China
26 May 17
If I run across this sort of discussion,I can do nothing but blame myself,because English isn't my mother tongue.
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@BarBaraPrz (50038)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
26 May 17
But you seem to do fairly well in these discussions.
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@BarBaraPrz (50038)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
27 May 17
@changjiangzhibin89 You're welcome.
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• China
27 May 17
@BarBaraPrz Thank you for your compliment!
• Peoria, Arizona
26 May 17
I think I have been on the internet for too long that I can actually understand what people are trying to say. And I am guilty of even making my own mistakes. Oopies. And yes, yes I have. You can hear the ocean.
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
I can usually only hear the music in the earbuds
@GardenGerty (164837)
• United States
28 May 17
Sometimes I kindly say "I am not sure I understand." Or I think you mean such and such." Or just shake my head.
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@lillywriter (1143)
• Lithuania
26 May 17
Teaspoons above earbuds? LOL. OK, I am not native speaking and of course making mistakes, but I very hope that not so much confusing as this one.
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
I expect mistakes since not everyone here is a native speaker of English, but I just couldn't help laughing over this one.
@marlina (154117)
• Canada
26 May 17
If the discussion is not making sense to me, I simply leave it and go my merry way.
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@JolietJake (50190)
26 May 17
I think I read this one 5 times trying to figure it out
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
26 May 17
And how old is that person @JolietJake ?
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@JolietJake (50190)
27 May 17
I'm not sure, they don't show an age
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
27 May 17
Having a little bit of knowledge of several languages gives me some insight of how truly awful some translations are.
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• Banks, Oregon
26 May 17
Someone messages my randomly telling me to read and buy his books then he commented on my post and said perhaps ID like to read instead.... It's like WTF?
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@JediYoda (1646)
• Samoa
27 May 17
Sometime some people are talking greek in myLot.
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@wenxiug (56)
• China
27 May 17
Sorry,I can't follow you.And what does the sentence"I'm not left speechless often,but ecery once in a while I just have to go ''WTF"mean?
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@much2say (57783)
• Los Angeles, California
26 May 17
What? Teaspoons above my earbuds . . . you mean like measuring how much earwax gets on the earbuds? . It's kinda like reading instructions or warnings on Asian products . . . I guess I'm kinda used to it .
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@rebelann (114293)
• El Paso, Texas
26 May 17
teaspoons, huh? I don't do earbuds but do wish you could give a hint where this post is, I could use a really good laugh.
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• United States
26 May 17
There are quite a few like that...you give it a shot and move on and wonder why others understood it since they all left glowing comments!
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@1creekgirl (43898)
• United States
26 May 17
Huh?
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@andriaperry (118741)
• Anniston, Alabama
26 May 17
YES! While using corn on the cob under my arms for bad breath.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
26 May 17
I once was so baked I somehow put bits and pieces of three different discussions into one.
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