I'm perfect!
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
July 23, 2017 2:04am CST
Did you know that?
I sure didn't.
I thought I needed to change a few things about myself.
I know I am rather abrasive at times, and I'm not always real cheerful.
And I was going to work on some of my less-than-stellar qualities.
But I found out I don't need to!
Oddly enough, some woman referred to me as 'Mr Perfect' yesterday.
And since you can't improve upon perfection, I guess I don't need to change anything about me! 
This sure makes life a lot easier...
And since you can't improve upon perfection, I guess I don't need to change anything about me!
This sure makes life a lot easier...12 people like this
11 responses
@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
23 Jul 17
Perfect, like beauty is not always definitive.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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23 Jul 17
Unfortunately I think they meant it sarcastically 
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@LadyDuck (479166)
• Italy
23 Jul 17
@JolietJake Well, tell no one, the important is they said you are perfect.
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
23 Jul 17
Currently, I am present. In the past, I was imperfect, though I had been past perfect. In the future I will have been perfect.
Perfection is, in itself, a confection of 'per', meaning 'through' or 'complete' and the verb 'facere', meaning 'to make' or 'to do'.
Well, fac me perfecte!, as they say in Romania, though, to a Roman, it might mean something rather different!
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@Neiltarquin (1062)
• Rass, Saudi Arabia
23 Jul 17
Take it as a compliment. No matter how sarcastic it sounded, take it as a compliment.
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@allknowing (149759)
• India
24 Jul 17
I suppose you know the meaning of 'sarcasm' 
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Jul 17
This is certainly news to Scar.
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