The Horse reveals Oprah's secret! SHOCKING EXCLUSIVE!

@TheHorse (238356)
Walnut Creek, California
August 29, 2017 3:08pm CST
I couldn't stand it any more. I visited Guitar Center's website. I visited LL Bean's Website. I even searched "hide glues" to fix cracks in old guitars. Nothing would make Oprah go away. I HAD to know what the secret was she hid so well. When I clicked on the link, I was sent to a site called Women's Way: Value Every Day. There I learned that my most trusted medical doctor, Dr. Oz, had discovered a secret that takes literally 20 years off of a woman's appearance. There were "before" and "after" photos of several stars, looking like street people before, and like hotties after, so I knew the product was for real. Vitamin C is the secret! Ms Horse, who is "about 45," immediately bought a gallon of the product and looked about 25 after a month of use. She slightly increased her use of the product and then looked about 20. I asked her to back off of her use of the product, so I don't get arrested again. But no, she doubled the dose, and you can see her in the photo as we dined the other evening at an expensive restaurant. So now the truth is out. Oprah is crying because she pretended she used Clinique, but she actually used Dr. Oz's special product to take 20 years off her age. I may try a little bit, as I've noticed some wrinkles around my eyes recently.
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Scott Ganschow
@teamfreak16 (43655)
• Denver, Colorado
29 Aug 17
Vitamin C can do this? I've never heard that before. Interesting.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
Probably not. But that's what the "infomercial" claimed.
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celticeagle
@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
29 Aug 17
B.S., B.S., B.S.
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celticeagle
@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
30 Aug 17
@TheHorse .......Relax and breath.
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celticeagle
@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
30 Aug 17
@TheHorse ......That's good.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
@celticeagle Oh, I'm pretty good at that.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (502729)
• Italy
30 Aug 17
I must be careful taking the product or my husband would be arrested if seen around with an underage woman.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (502729)
• Italy
30 Aug 17
@TheHorse Be careful you too, you know how serious they are now about children abuse.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
@LadyDuck Oh, I always treat her in a developmentally appropriate way. We used to watch Pulp Fiction and Silence of the Lambs together. Not it's Little Mermaid and Frozen (I can't tell you how sick I am of Frozen).
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
Precisely. Ms Horse used to take pride in riding around with me in my Nissan Xterra...and now this!
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Marie
@Tampa_girl7 (54730)
• United States
30 Aug 17
Ms. Horse is adorable, but she needs the antidote to age back somewhat before she is an infant.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
Yeah, my plan is to take her camping and "accidentally" put the stuff in the dumpster on the way out of town.
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Morley Hunt
@Morleyhunt (21741)
• Canada
29 Aug 17
But revealing the secret hasn't stopped the crying. There she is...above this discussion, just crying her eyes out. Maybe I should give that vitamin C a try....I could use a little help.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Aug 17
I just gobbled up some extra Vitamin C. I hear it helps you from catching colds as well.
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Morley Hunt
@Morleyhunt (21741)
• Canada
29 Aug 17
@TheHorse good to know...
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
@Morleyhunt Strange. I had a sneezing fit this afternoon.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
30 Aug 17
hahaha. Ms Horse, how is she doing now?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
@Lucky15 I promise I'll be good to her when I see her.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
Well, I haven't seen her in about 10 days.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
30 Aug 17
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Fleur
@Fleura (35092)
• United Kingdom
30 Aug 17
Wow that stuff is effective! If she keeps going she'll soon be an embryo again! Hope you've got an incubator handy - or can it vicariously restore her mother to young woman-hood again, or even bring her back to life?
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Fleur
@Fleura (35092)
• United Kingdom
30 Aug 17
@TheHorse Yes, otherwise you're going to have to come here for adult conversation - sheesh!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
Yeah, I don't want to be dating sperm. I think I'm going to hide the stuff for a couple of months and see what happens. I'd at least like to be able to do multiplication and division with her when we're driving places.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
@Fleura The Humanity! Eh, I'll do that anyway.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
31 Aug 17
She is a little cutie. I love her smile and those expressive eyes. I know you melt like butter with a look like that directed at you.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 Aug 17
Yep. "Can you help me open my lunch?" "Will you read me an Elephant and Piggie book?" How can I say no?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 Aug 17
@just4him You are so right. I'm a sucker for a face/look like that?
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
31 Aug 17
@TheHorse You can't. Not with that look or I'm sure one of several others.
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Faye
@FayeHazel (40230)
• United States
29 Aug 17
Lol, Vitamin C? Is it in a special cream or something or are you supposed to eat it?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Aug 17
I think it's a cream. I tried using some for cooking trout, but it came out tasting slightly fishy.
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