It is I, Donald J Trump, speaking

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
September 29, 2017 12:53pm CST
I just thought I would let all of you know that I AM watching this site. I just had that libtard JJ arrested because he was talking about hacking my Twitter account. NO ONE messes with my Twitter account. I've fired more than one person at the White House for telling me how to Twit. I mean Tweet. But I have assumed Presidential Authority over the account of that JJ nutjob, and I will be making a list, and checking it twice...I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice...and the naughty ones will go to Gitmo. In fact, I may just buy this site and shut it down. Too much freedom of speech going on here. But no one can hide from the eyes of Lord Damp...crap...I mean Lord Trump.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
29 Sep 17
Does this mean that future discussions will be written in English and Russian so that it is easier for your colleagues to understand?
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@JolietJake (50190)
30 Sep 17
Da
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@topffer (42155)
• France
29 Sep 17
Is it because of this news that I was surprised to read today that you are starting this discussion ? I thought a moment that it was a hoax, but it seems not.
The US Department of Justice has obtained search warrants that would allow government lawyers to access the Facebook accounts of anti-Donald Trump protesters. The data requested includes the passwords, private messages, photos, and deleted posts of two ind
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@topffer (42155)
• France
29 Sep 17
@Marty1 The article says that these people are not accused of anything. The justice cannot go angling like that, except if they can prove that they have good reasons to suspect that these people have committed a crime.
@topffer (42155)
• France
29 Sep 17
@Marty1 I do not know how it works in your country. In mine they can sue somebody bragging to have committed a crime on Facebook and get all the info on the account to find something else, but they cannot investigate on somebody just by curiosity, with no evidence, and in such a case they would not be allowed to get the info.
@JolietJake (50190)
30 Sep 17
@topffer Actually, it was about this, but thank you, I hadn't heard about that yet
Or I need to post 20 tomorrow. [em]silly[/em] I already lost 2 days myLotting at the first of the month, and I'll miss half of Saturday since I won't be home,...
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• Calgary, Alberta
29 Sep 17
Tell Tiffany that I love her. Please do not send FBI agents on my home for saying that. I mean you said you daughter Ivanka is hot. So there is nothing wrong if I say Your younger daughter Tiffanny is hot.
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@JolietJake (50190)
30 Sep 17
I bought her a company that makes air conditioners, she is no longer hot.
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• Calgary, Alberta
30 Sep 17
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@LilyBeBack (1994)
• United Kingdom
29 Sep 17
Dear Trump, You misspelled "I'm a twatting nutter". Kind regards, Lily.
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• United Kingdom
30 Sep 17
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@JolietJake (50190)
30 Sep 17
Okay, I have to send you a PM in reply
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@sallypup (65071)
• Centralia, Washington
29 Sep 17
You for sure are not Trump. You know how I am certain of this? You speak too well. You are too articulate and use too many big words. You are an imposter.
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@sallypup (65071)
• Centralia, Washington
30 Sep 17
@JolietJake Watch it or I will sick an irritated Hispanic farm worker on you.
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@JolietJake (50190)
30 Sep 17
Fake news!
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
29 Sep 17
Freedom of speech? I have never once said a word, on My Lot! (signed: Pinocchio)
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@JolietJake (50190)
30 Sep 17
Arrest that woman for impersonating a puppet!
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
30 Sep 17
@JolietJake LOL My nose keeps getting longer! What in the world is going on? And I smell smoke, oh no,, my legs on fire
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
30 Sep 17
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@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
30 Sep 17
I want you to know that I'm taking a knee as I type this!
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@sishy7 (27166)
• Australia
30 Sep 17
I told him to rob a bank instead but nooo... he never did listen to me so now we all have to suffer the consequences of his action... Oh well!
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• United Kingdom
30 Sep 17
Hi Donald, your wig just slipped. Thought I should mention it.
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