I need to come up with a super-duper triple explosive discussion to post before Saturday

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
September 28, 2017 7:18pm CST
Or I need to post 20 tomorrow. I already lost 2 days myLotting at the first of the month, and I'll miss half of Saturday since I won't be home, so I need to make a brazillion cents before I leave so I can make my goal for the month. But I can't decide if I should rob a bank tomorrow and make a discussion about it, or hack Lord J Dampnut's Twitter account and write about that. I'm leaning towards the hacking, because that would probably make a national news story instead of just local... Or maybe I can come up with a better plan.
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15 responses
@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
29 Sep 17
Sorry to bug you, but I just made my very first $1.00 day! Whew, the first time in three months!:)
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
Excellent!
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
29 Sep 17
@JolietJake Thanks!
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@marguicha (227736)
• Chile
29 Sep 17
Congratulations! How do you do that?
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@AmbiePam (100140)
• United States
29 Sep 17
You could always post about every single thing you eat between now and then. Some do.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
I just ate a potato chip.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
I just took a drink of soda.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
I just ate a 3 Musketeers mini
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@FourWalls (76285)
• United States
29 Sep 17
May I suggest you pontificate about how suckers walk, money talks, but they can't touch your three-lock box.....
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
To the Trinity, I raise a toast...
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@andriaperry (118747)
• Anniston, Alabama
29 Sep 17
Politics = Boring, Religion = boring,Dont be boring get direct t.v. Scar giving daddy a present = priceless!
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
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@NJChicaa (123477)
• United States
29 Sep 17
yeah my balance isn't quite what it should be. But I don't don't depend upon it for anything so I just live with it.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
Nice half-moon out tonight...
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@NJChicaa (123477)
• United States
29 Sep 17
@JolietJake That is a stunning photo. I would frame it. \
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
@NJChicaa I've got so many trees I have a hard time getting good shots from my yard
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@spiderdust (14756)
• San Jose, California
29 Sep 17
You can write about how to rob a bank, but not actually rob a bank for real. Or how Scar would rob a bank!
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
I'd have to do it for real for authenticity. But I'd take the money back after I wrote the discussion.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
@spiderdust I could write about the time I got out of prison and got a job...my first paycheck the only ID I had was the one from prison and the teller freaked when I showed it trying to cash my check...I think she thought I was gonna try to rob her
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@spiderdust (14756)
• San Jose, California
29 Sep 17
@JolietJake 1. Build a Lego bank (might have to involve @Platespinner as a partner in crime) 2. Fill with pennies. 3. Ransack the bank. 4. Write post about authentic bank robbing experience.
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@1hopefulman (45113)
• Canada
29 Sep 17
I think you need a better plan as neither of those choices would be good for your career.
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@1hopefulman (45113)
• Canada
29 Sep 17
@JolietJake That is true! And ending up in a prison cell might expose you to new ideas for MyLot discussions.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
Well, that would depend on what I wanted to do as a career
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@maezee (41988)
• United States
29 Sep 17
Haha I would suggest not robbing a bank!
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• Valdosta, Georgia
29 Sep 17
I hope you make lot's of money before you leave!
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@yugocean (9963)
• India
29 Sep 17
A better plan to you is announce - Lamb is Back. This will probable become myLot news and you will get so many comments that you will achaive your goal without any reply.
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@yugocean (9963)
• India
29 Sep 17
@JolietJake don't worry what they say, you will get 75% comments, that is worth for you, other 25% will reply mentioning you, so you will get 100% menting.
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@JolietJake (50190)
29 Sep 17
I'd bet 75% of the users here now would say "Who the heck is Lamb?"
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• United States
29 Sep 17
You do? Okay good luck then.
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
29 Sep 17
Good luck....I'm heading out in the morning so I'll be no help at all.
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• Bournemouth, England
30 Sep 17
Lord J Dampnut could lend a hand. A creepy little over-gesticulating one.
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@fly802 (1383)
29 Sep 17
Please don`t rob, you will be caught in red-handed.The cops will take you to jail and we must miss your discussion.So you should come up with a better plan.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
29 Sep 17
I'm still trying to figure out what to write about @JolietJake .
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