Learning To Swim Can Be Embarrassing - Childhood Memories
By M.-L.
@MALUSE (69390)
Germany
October 12, 2017 12:07pm CST
I learnt to swim in the local swimming pool. This was the only possible way for children living hundreds of kilometres/miles away from the sea or a river which could be used for swimming lessons. (see the link below)
When I got to know my husband, an Italian from the island of Sardinia in the Mediterranean Sea, I learnt about a different way. He grew up in a village in the mountains. Many people had vineyards down in the plain near the sea. These vineyards had water reservoirs for irrigation. They are usually five by five metres large and have two metre high walls around them.
The boys from the village used to walk to these vineyards in summer and splashed around in the reservoirs. Not all vintners were happy about that - water is a treasure there - and so it happened one day that when the boys, all about eight to ten years old, were enjoying themselves in the water, a vintner crept up to the reservoir and took their clothes away.
They noticed this only when they got out and wanted to dress. What could they do? They were naked! They waited until it grew dark, covered their private parts with grape leaves and crept back to the village.
Oh, how I would have loved to see this procession!
I learnt to swim when I was six years old. The local open-air swimming pool in our town in the former GDR (German Democratic Republic) had a special contraption...
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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12 Oct 17
Oh, bless them. Poor boys! Did they learn their lesson or did they continue going there?!
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@RasmaSandra (74114)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
12 Oct 17
Those poor boys. I have always lived in apartments back in NYC. So my parents taught me swimming basics in a man-made lake in the Catskill Mountains during the summertime. To this day I can swim but not too well. So if there is someplace to swim I just sort of splash around.
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
14 Oct 17
Haha what a story. Spoil sport vintner!
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@m_audrey6788 (58482)
• Germany
24 Oct 17
I had some swimming lessons but never learned it well but I can float
@m_audrey6788 (58482)
• Germany
24 Oct 17
@MALUSE I used to be afraid but my mom kept on telling me not to and brought us to many beaches to face my fear of the water
@Shellyann36 (11385)
• United States
14 Oct 17
Oh, that was a painful lesson for your hubby and his friends. I still do not know how to swim.
@Shellyann36 (11385)
• United States
15 Oct 17
@MALUSE I love being in the water. I really do need to learn.
@Chantiele (433)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
15 Oct 17
Oh my word. That was a lesson and a half. I wonder if the person who stole their clothing also tells the story of the boys with the grape leaves.
@just4him (308619)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
14 Oct 17
That would have been embarrassing. I bet they never did that again.
@acelawrites (19273)
• Philippines
12 Oct 17
Such a funny sight, seeing those boys covered in fig leaves only!